Kodwa abasakugezi ngani?”
Kubuza mina ngihlangana nengane yami estolo ngoDisemba. 😐
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Lonyaka sizahamba ngamazwani ngokufuthelwa hikuhlakula plus lockdown
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Akekho owazi i-crèche eno-NSFAS? 🤔
Sengiphelile amashumi ekuseni. 😩
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Uyiphuzise🍺 intombazane👩 eclabhini 🕋then ucel ukuhamba 🚶nay endlin 🏠um Nifika endlin ucel uku hvr nay ivel ikutshel ukuth ikuma period 🔴unye nyiii😂😂😂✋✋
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Usats ugezile umuhle afike muntfu atsi “geza sihambe”
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Ngiva batsi Mandela
Socale lenye I drama ezulwini
Soboshiwe phela futsi mm titomboyela nyalo 😃
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Ubhemise uSne insangu umuzwe esethi “phakath kwaZuma no Ramaphosa ubani uNelson Mandela”
Mdr
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Uma usabiza iSim Card nge Stater pack ..
sala ku 2017 kzoshuba
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In 2018 a smoking girl must date a smoking guy. Ashes To Ashes.
Ngeke phela sikisse braaistand
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who else hates lamakhekhe Avulwa njenge Condom kuma Choice Assorted?
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Kanti lento kaZuma isize yafika la Endlini? 🤔Sebevele bashis’i papa🤷♀️
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Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! 😲 Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time. 😩
Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. 😕 Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. 😣 Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”
Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! 🤔 Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.
Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.
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Uthi uyagibela etaxini ubone ijezi lakho ubaba wentombi yakho
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Umuntu omnyama will say anything jst to get off da phone. Like
“awume nghlale phansi, il call yu back”
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Kusenkanjini yamasotsha, ayeseqeqeshiwe esekulungele ukuphuma ayosebenza okwangempela. Kwathi ngosuku lokugcina umphathi wamasotsha (General) wabiza i-stripper sendawo ukuthi sizothokozisa amasotsha ngomdanso waso kwazise phela lobu kwabe kungubusuku bokugcina enkanjini.
Hhayi-ke sidanse i-stripper ngengoma yokuqala ethendeni elikhulu lapho ayebuthene khona amasotsha. Kuzwakale ubuwoklowoklo kushaywa izandla ejabula amasotsha, cishe kwaphela imizuzu emihlanu. Aphume umphathi ethendeni lakhe elincane, azokhuza amasotsha ngomsindo qede abuyele emuva.
Iqhubeke intokazi idanse ngenamba yesibili, lapho-ke yabe isikhumula iskibha kanye nesketi. Waba mkhulu umsindo eshaya izandla namakhwela amasotsha kujatshulwa kwaze kwaphela imizuzu elishumi.
Aphume futhi umphathi “endlini” yakhe ezokhuza ngomsindo qede aphindele emuva. Bese iqhubeka intokazi idanse ngenamba yesithathu, lapho-ke yakhumula konke u-bra kanye nephenti. Ngalowo mzuzu, alikho isotsha elashaya izandla kumbe lishaye ikhwela. Kwathuleka nje, ya-performa yaze yaqeda intokazi.
Yahamba yaya kumphathi isiyolanda imali yayo, wabuza umphathi: “Awungitshele ntokazi, athula nje amasotsha ami manje, kwenzenjani?”
Ivele ihleke intokazi bese ithi: “Kodwa General, bangazishaya kanjani izandla besebenzisa isandla esisodwa?”
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Bese uthi unendoda lento efuna present nge birthday yayo..yaz awukho serious sistaz!!
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