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Whites: Pass me that ear buddy. My ears are itchy.
Blacks: Nxxx awungiphe usiba lwenkukhu lapho yazi kune ex yami engihlebayo.

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Ufunani kumuntu wami?”

Lo mbuzo muhle impela, kodwa uma uzobuzwa uNkulunkulu

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Othandekayo Sherpard. yimi ugogo
wakho una Ame ngifuna ukubonga
isifiso owasenzayo sokungidingela
umfana uJJ wokungincedisa
imisebenzi ekhaya.Udubo lwami
ngolokuthi uJJ yisilima
samagalathiya ,buya uzomthatha
umbisele lapho owamthatha
khona.Ngamthuma koDube
ukuyathatha idonki wabuya
elithwele emahlombe ngamtshela
ukuthi ngani uthethe
intambo walibopha labuya
lizihambela yena elidonsa,ngeviki
eyalandelayo ngathi ayethatha
umlenze wenkomo koMaphosa
wabuya lawo ewubophe ngentambo
ewudonsa
enhlabathini,inyama yonke
yagcwala inhlabathi ngathi kuye
ngani ubeyifake ekhanda..Ngamth
uma imajarina esitolo
wabuya eyifake ekhanda khonapho
ilanga litshisa bhe
wancibilika wagelezela ebusweni
ngathi ngani ubefake
esikwameni.Ngasengimthuma
uchago lwenkomo koMagamula
wabethatha uchago lonke ethela
esikhwameni.Ngamthuma
futhi ukuthi ayethenga i2kg
yetshukela waphenduka
engathenganga esithi kulama 1kg
kuphela ,ngathi ngabe
uthenge ama1kg angu2,ngamthuma
njalo ukuthi
angithengele amathenisi ami uSIZE6
wabuya esithi uwaswele
wasethenga oSIZE3 ababili……..
……………ha mzukulu buya
uthathe umuntu wakho kusasa
lokhu!!
Yimi ugogo wakho una Ame!!

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Whites: Can i please have the R50 i borrowed you last month!
Blacks: Usufuna lokhu ngilandelana nawe ngemali yam,kanti yini inkinga yakho?

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I’m Not Good At Translations But I’m Sure; “Ubheda Kakhulu” Is “You Better And Cool”.

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Batsi awuyi lapho
Bacede baku cheatele
Me muntu oyakhona lapho ungayi khons 😃😂😁😀😆😅

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Uzwe voice kamama wakho esesangweni usenza ama-fries 🍟 ka-R60. 😭

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No one.

Savings: “Ngithathe kancane kancane, uzongibuyisa mos.

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Ukuthi umuntu oshukuza umentshisi before alayithe owase loktion 🤣🤣🤣

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UHulumeni waKwaZulu udlula bonke abake baba khona. Awuzange wasenzela phansi kanje. ISIVAKASHI SISUTHA UKUDLULA WENA, SIZE SISHAYE NOMTHETHO, Kini.

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Ithekeni Ngeke Ikwazi Ukuphila Ngaphandle Komjita!
Muphika Bheka Lah
•Fe[male] Male
•Wo[man] Man
•S[he] He
•[Mr]s Mr
•M[adam] Adam
•Ngisho NaseSontweni Nithi, A[men] Men
So Ungazamike Ukuzenza Iskhokho La Uthi Awufune Ndoda!

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Ngeskathi bekusaGembulwa(Bet) ebholeni abanye bethu bebengena eMatch(in) ngoba bekhuphe imali

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Awubazi ubunzima☝️ if you’ve never dated a bad kisser🤢
umuntu akhamise ngathi ucula amaculo womzabalazo🗣️✊✊

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