“Ingenile?” Ya.
“Ihleli kahle?” Ya.
“Ayikulimazi?” Ya.
“Uyay’feel(a)?” Ya.
“K’dala uyifuna ne?” Ya.
“Sure ingene kahle?” Ya.
Yoh! Abafana baseSportscene nemibuzo yabo uma ulinganisa i-tekkie.
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Udakwe uze ubingelele i-mop uthi “ahhoyi Rasta man”
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Utombona ngoku Saba litulu kutsi
Uyakolota may be imali esidliso enyangeni (sangoma)
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👩:bbe ngikuthanda khulu
👨:ohh lemali oyibonile eyama-cement😛
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La ekhaya banenkani, bathi i-Ultra Mel izovulwa ngoNew Year! 😕😢
Kodwa amaChoice Assorted neMayonnaise yavulwa ngoKhisimusi.
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Why when you invite people to church they ask “iphuma nini?”, but invite them to a Braai party they ask “iqala nini?”
Blacks!!!
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Umona
US’thole kwakuyindoda ezihluphekelayo. Kwathi ngolunye usuku yakhetha ukuthandaza.
Ithi “Nkulunkulu ngiyahlupheka ngicela ungiphe nje okuhle.”
Nangampela uzwakale umthandazo wakhe kuNkulunkulu.
Amphendule u Nkulunkulu athi, “Cela noma yini oyifunayo, kodwa yazi ukuthi kukho konke ozokucela, ngizonika nomakhelwane wakho kuphindwe kabili.
Avume uSthole
Nangampela acabange ukucela imoto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba nezimbili. Ayeke!
Acabange ukucela ibus, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba namabili.
Ayeke!
Acabange ukucela uR5 million we lotto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba no R10 million.
Ayeke!
Athule, ecabange ukuthi angacelani nje.!
Abe esethi “Nkulunkulu ngicela ungikhiphe ihlo ( iso )elilodwa. Ezwakale esethi usuyokwenza njalo ke nakumakhelwane.
Ngikhuluma ngomuntu onomona akakwazi ukucela into ezomsiza ngoba ubheka ukuthi nomakhelwane wakhe uzoba nakho. Uncamela ukuphuma iso ngenxa yokuthi nomakhelwane awakhishwe omabili awakhe amahlo.
Akaphumeleli umuntu onomona kunalokho ulahlekelwa ilokho anakho.
Qaphela umona shlobo sami namhlanje!
Ungahlali nale msg idlulisele nakwabanye.
Ubaxwayise ngomona ungasizakali wedwa ngoba wangaydlulisa uzobe unomona sengzohlala phasi ngdedele ofakazi wangafakaza ngalendaba kyobe unomona ngcela inkosi ibusise enikzwile amen
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BOY: I love you babie.
GIRL: ngiyakusa ngaphi ungela mali
BOY: So ucabanga ukuthi nga ngile mali ngingafuna wena mina?
I SALUTE THIS GUY
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THE PAIN OF BEING TOO FORWARD!¡¡!¡
Him:Umuhle
Her:Thanks
Him:Beng’buza ✋
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Whites : I bake your powder 👂
Blacks : cela ungiphindele lamasimba oqeda kwasho 🤨😐👂..
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Umuntu umkhiphe ku-abusive relationship bese ezoshaya wena.Nx!
😐😓
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Umehluko phakathi kuka vrou nonkosikazi.Unkosikazi angapheka late uyabuzwa.U vrou yena akupholisw’amaseko uyabhaxabulwa
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Ashiswa nini ama Male Bestie vele??
Mina ngizofika ne cutting touch😏
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Imagine dating a girl who wants to meet your parents…😳
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But when you tell her that nawe you want to meet her🏃 parents, umuntu avele athi:
°° °° °°
“Yho, hhayi 🙅ubabami uzongibulala !!”
** Simenzani umuntu onje yeee??”
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mah: sanele!!
sanele : mah
uph unodoli wase dining
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Amaphara uma uwashaya awayisabi induku ngisho isibhamu kodwa uma uwathela ngamanzi yoh awabaleki umhlola
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