Tax Driver : bangaki abantu kulo R100
Drunk passenger : nguMandela yedwa
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Kunzima ukuba yindoda :(.
Imagine ukuba nento evele iqine nje ime without your permission
Shuuuu :D😰😨😵
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Nkosi, siyathandaza siyi SA siphoxekile. Umthathile u Desmond Tutu engahluphanga ngalutho, akavalanga izwe, akalethanga masosha akazange futhi asifaka amasfonyo. Awuthathanga ngisho oyedwa onempumulo enkulu. Sicela ungagcini ukuthatha, ubuye uthathe strong wonke umuntu onempumulo kungenzeka kulowomzuzu, usathatha laba abanezimpumulo kuthatheke nalo esingamfuni. Nkosi izwa umthandazo wethu.
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Yaz umuntu umxoxele kahle indaba uma eseyindlulisa ath uzwe ngama hem hem……😮 nginguma hem hem mina😮
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Hhayi bo! Nisho ukuthi kuzosiphinda yini nakulo nyaka ukuthi uKhisimusi ube mhla ka-25 December?
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Liwe ibele, i-tattoo ye-butterfly 🦋 iphenduke ilulwane.
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*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_
*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_
*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_
*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_
*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_
*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_
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Nisho ukuthi sengibheda ngaleyondlela yokuthi mangiqhamuka nivele nihleke ngingakasho lutho.Noma seku yimina imfene vele.
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Ngisacela ukubuza kula majita alala ngeskhindi sebhola, sithini i-score?
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Ma-2000, aniwakhumbuli nje la maxoki uma esethi: “Umsindo wenu ngiwuzwa ngile e-staff room!” 😏
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Umuntu amemeze uDuduzane ilanga lonke, then later usefuna ngimlande. 🙄
Akanamoto yini uDuduzane?
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Ibeke this I bele that
Animeni kancane ibele liyawa vele
Angisho ibele alinama thambo 😃😂
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ENGLISH: Boys and Girls.
ZULUS: Bafana Namantombazane.
ENGLISH L: They look like Girls.
ZULUS: Bafana Namantombazane…
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Bathi ubaba wakho umdala kodw makubuya ugesi ujabula nengane athi wabuyigesi😂😂😂
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Mina ngo 67min kaMandela day nakhu engizimisele ngukukwenza:
1.Ngizolungisa indlu yegagu, kunini yanetha bakwethu?
2.Ngizosiza Izimbila njengoba zizobe zithutha I’m sure zizobe zisindwa.
3.Ngzohamba ngiyolanda lendoda eyashaya uNomathemba ngifuna ichaze yayishayelani ingane.
4.Ngizobheka leliPhela elaluma uNano eyoboleka uphondo.
5.Ngizothenga leskhathi esadliwa yinja.
6.Ngizonikeza ijuba imali yokugibela mase beyolichutha phambili,lingafiki selikhathele.
7.Ngizothengela ikati umbhede,kunini lalala eziko sekuyazwela manje.
8.Ngizobe ngipholisa amaseko.
9.Ngizonicelela ukubona uDriver wakaKhumbul’ekhaya.
10.Ngizohamba ngiyobheka lomuzi onotshwala okuhlezi kuthiwa uzokhonjwa.
11.Ngizosula utshwala obugayiwe njengoba kuthiwa buchitheka bugayiwe.
12.Ngizofuna umuntu esohlangana naye eskhaleni kwaNtombela.
13.Ngizomanzisa imbhenge ukuze abazoyikhatha bangagqilazeki ngokuyikhotha yomile.
14.Ngzohamba ngiyobheka amagwababa lapho achobanela khona.
15.Ngizohamba ngiyosiza amagwababa echobana I’m sure khona eselikhathele.
Yikho engizokwenza ngosuku lokuzalwa kukaTata Mandela.
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Umuntu uzogezela evrandi kulo Disemba, phela nishiyana kabi nina.
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