AVE UDLA 🍲🍔🍔🍔KODWA AWUKHULUPHALI 🕴🕴
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Yaz lento oyishoyo ifana nomunt odla inyam eyosiwe epheth ama toothpick kodwa engenama zinyo
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Gals are size 28-32.
Lokhu okunye omama be Stokvela
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Nkulunkulu muhle ephila amen zabezwake besangan
😸😸😸😸😸😹😹
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Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”
Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”
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On a Friday, kwitekisi eya KwaMashu, kukhale i-phone iphendule intombazane, ”Baby, I’m in a taxi ngiyobona ugogo eMlazi, ngicela ungifakela i-airtime.”
Kukhale enye i-phone iphendule enye intombazane, ”Baby, ngisaya emshadweni kamzala ePMB, ngizobuya Monday.”
Kukhale enye iphendule nenye, ”Baby, kushone umalume I’m in a taxi manje eya eMpangeni, ngicela ungifakela imali yokubuya.”
Wabe esekhalile uMdelwa e-back seat, ”We-driver awungehlise! Kanti iyaphi kahle kahle le taxi?”
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UMama wasekhaya ushaywa nge 💳 athukwe nge pin. Siyezwana madoda??
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Umphuzise umngane wakho adakwe umuzwe esethi
yabona mfethu Mina la emhlabeni angina umngane
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Dating a 16 years old girl is not a problem.
The problem is when y’all go to buy airtime at Ackerman’s and she be like:
“Baby sacela ungithengela i penty la Hello kitty”
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“Ungowakwethu wena!”
Is very important uma usaha
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MAKUKU kungan uthanda makuku ubumnandi kungan uwena udla ngisike ngilambile oh nami ngambile
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Knock on the door 🚪
Me:ke mang
Ke Johanna
Me:14 or mokolobetsi?
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WHITES: I’m drunk🍻🍺
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Blacks: wena letha I CV ksasa ngzikhlanganisela😂
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•Her: Jason sengiyahamba bbe
•Me: Khona ama Topper aseFrijin, khipha awu2 ukhothe uCream bese uwabuyisele khona
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Inyama yenkukhu yayimnandi isabizwa ngamaphisisi.
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Namuhla amanzi okugeza awele impukane ngahle ngawalahla.
Angifuni doti phansi kwami*
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