Uzwe umuntu e thi yena u rich une swimming pool kodwa I gate yi fantoke na se moyango akona isi khiya ba khiya nge spoon
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Uzwe umuntu e thi yena u rich une swimming pool kodwa I gate yi fantoke na se moyango akona isi khiya ba khiya nge spoon
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Tax Driver : bangaki abantu kulo R100
Drunk passenger : nguMandela yedwa
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Her:Babe I’m pregnant.
Him:Ushintshe igama!
Her:Hayi wena I’m pregnant Serious ”
Him:Hahaha and Surname futhi!!
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Baba nkulunkulu siza baba abantu bakho bebulala abafazi nengane baba
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Ungqongqoshe wa maphoyisa ukhiphe umbiko wokuthi njengoba kushisa kangaka amaphoyisa asevumelekile ukuthi agqoke izikhindi, sibone imilenze yomthetho, sibone amadolo we phoyisa.
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Namuhla amanzi okugeza awele impukane ngahle ngawalahla.
Angifuni doti phansi kwami*
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Naw’jola nam, ng’cela uve ungkhumbuta kuze ngingakhohlwa
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Mshaye mshayeeeeeee umuntu wakho😑
umshaye ngempama
Umlahle ngesbhakela umtshele ngangijwayeli kabi…
umtshel…sferb angzwani naso
mmmmshaye mshaye….umuntu wakho
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Nginokucabanga nje ukuthi yayingathini inkosi uShaka Zulu kaMageba ezwa ukuthi amadoda acashe ezindlini, acashele umkhuhlane
☝️🤔😏
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Relationshipically ngiku Life Support nakhona odoctor sebefuna ukucima imshini😭😭😭
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Sjava once told his mom kutsi”ngyosebenza Egoli Ngzokwakhela umuzi🏫 wakho😍
Jiki Jiki’angsakhoni ngikhumbul’ mah
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Ayy abanye abantu babi mara ayy njengalona ofunda lana😂😂
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Ngibonna I traffic cops eZion I think kukhona ojikeleze ngesantya esipezu
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wenzani uDraw’iAttention nah!?😕
:- Ngidraw’iAttention mina!!… ung’bona ng’pheth’ipen ne Drawing Board la!?😬
#Eish..
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UMdelwa noMathayi babeyokhempa, kwathi phakathi nobusuku wavuka uMathayi ekhala, “Yho! Yho! Ngilunywe yinyoka kwitotolozi lami!”
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“Ungakhathazeki, ngizofonela udokotela engimaziyo mhlampe angeza neqhinga.” kududuza uMdelwa esho efonela udokotela.
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“Dokotela! Umngani wami ulunywe yinyoka, ngenzenjani?”
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Aphendule udokotela, “Angeke konakale kakhulu uma uzophuthuma, vele uncele igazi lakhe umngani wakho lapho imlume khona.”
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Abonge uMdelwa bese evala ucingo, uMathayi abuze, “Uthini udokotela?”
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Ngaphandle kokuchitha isichathi athi uMdelwa, “Uthi udokotela wena uzofa!”
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Abemnyama umntu ude ubenosizi, ngathi zothi ngafa yi heart burn. Uze usole ukuthi igazi lakhe alikho bomve ngu oyela kuphela🤣🤣🤣
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