Usthathaph isbindi
sokuhleka ungaxubhile
yaz njalo nina
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Ngaba bete imali uyangincisha, kungashisa uyangincisha, nginganuka tjwala, ngingajola iyangincisha kahle kahle ufunani kimi wena or ngishintje ngibe itoilet papert
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Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”
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Rich: Hello room service
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them
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Rich: Jerry is here!
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UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.
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ZULU is very nice.
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake, but she ran out of eggs. So she
went to her usual grocery store emakhaya. As she
walked in, the owner, Muzikayifani, the owner, was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.
She went back home and baked the cake. To her surprise the eggs were
rotten/(abolile), so she went back to the store and this time Muzikayifani wasn’t
there, but his wife Makhosazana was there.
Nomthandazo approached Makhosazana and said “Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosazana, obviously shocked and upset said: “wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yami abolile?” Nomthandazo replied, ” Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe lami
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Teacher: Class give me names of animals you know
Thabiso: Hippopotamus
Thomas: Hippopo Thabiso
Teacher: Thomas uyahlanya yini?
Thomas: haai yena why ethi hippopothomas laye ngu hippopo thabiso….
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Ngwana batho gea gana le kuku wa kwata goba wa ngala. ….
Mara wena geago Kgopela zaka wa gana
and o expec’ta gore a understand
Entlek wa nyela
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What can you do if ungathi ungena kwi bus
abantu bavele bahleke??
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Ngyabona ningi lenu liku Facebook
Lite 
Sbonge ku SASSA
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Waiting for pregnancy test result nd u keep singing silence
“Jehova retsepile wena” as
if u hv forgotten Omunye phez komunye
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Wayesethi uAdam ku Eve “Zama eyokuza eyokuphindela emumva ngizokunikeza”
Genesis 55 v 98
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Boss: Phuthi!!!
Me: Yes basi.
Boss: Unuka insango yindaba?
Me: Kungoba lemali ongiholela yona
incane kabi I can’t afford Cocaine..
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Kuthiwa abantu aba left handed nxa bephenduka
belele bayavuka baphume phandle
abuye eselala ngomunye umhlubulo.
How far true?
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Chiwengwa: Ekuhle ngekhaya
Tshuma: Ngubani ?
Chiwengwa: Vice President, Deputy Comander of Defence Force,Minister of War Vets , Retired General, Cde Constantino Guvheya Dominic Nyikadzino Chiwenga, singene.
Tshuma : liyangena ngaphi ngobunengi benu lobo 
hlalani phandle
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Vendas: Insurance
Sothos: Insurance
Xhosas: Insurance
Pedis: Insurance
Tsongas: Insurance
Zulus: Umshwalensi
Zulus Do You Really Want To Be Part Of This Country Ore Kanjani Mara ?
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Dating a 16 years old girl is not a problem.
The problem is when y’all go to buy airtime at Ackerman’s and she be like:
“Baby sacela ungithengela i penty la Hello kitty”
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