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Yaz le smirnoff angsizwa
kahle asdakan
iku twitter la



Zulu is simple compared to English
English: “stop what you’re doing right now
.
” zulu:”yeey!”

Bathi Ikanje Lento
D- diploma
B- bachelor
H- hayi ingawe lento


In Africa we don’t go for DNA tests.
You just look at the father then
you look at the child….. repeat
three times..
(DNA test for who?)

SENZO :Ay akusiyo eyalaykhaya le ikhanda impumulo eyalo Mfana wakwa Mzobe
Sbonelo Mzobe Babentshontshana naye

Muntu wakho ancamele
kufaka a blank pic on whatsapp

SENZO :ukhona wena✊😂
yaz uyshimele😑

But It’s None Of My Business


Ngath kuferba omaMfundisi
abantu abashadile

SENZO :Wena ngangaferbelwa kanjan nje
ungakhiphile nenkukhu emnyama


Lillian uyaysanganisa
ngomuntu ongamthandi

SENZO:Engabe uyokhala
ku Mfundisi
Isishimane senkosi

Yaz lensangu ya KwaMashu
angiyizwa kahle aybambani

SENZO :Happy Valentines Day
guy😘


Yaz sometimes mele uke
uzenze islima nje umthande umuntu wakho
noma ekuferbela nje umthande
noma engakwenzi i pp uqhubeke umthande noma ekuziba ku whatsapp ungapheli moya umthande

SENZO :Noma ubasho wedwa o Gudmorng no Gudnyt
mntaka gogo ungapheli umoya uqhubeke nje
umthande umuntu wakho


Kodwa u Beer
Esedakiwe umunt ashela intombi athi”..yaz ntombi umuhle ,uyile type engiyfisayo”
Ayi ibaleke kangaka intombi isaba ukubulawa

Ngath maningi ama couple
amasha la on FB
zoke ngbone u February
uzoshaya

SENZO :nisahlangene yin


Mfundisi no Cosmo😕
same whatsapp group

SENZO :Ngath njr abakwaz kushaya
💏
isnqandu

Ntokozo Qo Mabuya > ‎Vaal University of Technology 2
____________________________
I think ABSA, FNB, Nedbank, Standard bank are bankrupt!
Yesterday I tried to draw money at all their ATMs got the same message.
INSUFFICIENT FUNDS!!!!

Let’s just say to like your own picture …. is the same as ndimnandi’ndingedwa (masturbating)

End of story