โข When you texting with your crush
and you have nothing more to say ,
You’ll be
asking things Like
.
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“So nawe uku 2018”?
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INKONDLO YAMI YESiSWATI. SBUMBU UMNANDZI Sbumbu ungushukela sbumbu ungu sawoti, sbumbu ukufa sbumbu ukuphila Ngubani longa kwati wena nebubi bakho, ngubani longa bati bunandzi bakho. Sbumbu unisive sigcwele umhlaba wonkhe, sbumbu uneti dvumbu umhlaba wonkhe . Ngubani loku beka licala awati lutfo wena, awcali muntfu wena. Uyimvu yenkhosi. UBUNANDZI BEMHLABA Bagcwele ema jele ngawe Sbumbu, bakudla ngenkhani batsi aba nandzaba nedi bangeva lobu nandzi bakho Sbumbu umnandzi wenta indvodza isangane, iti khohlwe neli bito layo. Sbumbu umnandzi uyafutfumala. Maye!!!Sbumbu lapho undlula khona ushiya tindvuku timile Wena uvusa tindvuku letilele time ntsii njenge mphimbo wendlula mitsi SBUMBU UYASHELELA, SBUMBU UYI NDLOVUKAZI, SIVE NGESAKHO. Bona LABAKUTSANDZA COBO BATE BAKU KHOTSE BAKU KHOTSISISE SBUMBU๐๐ฟ๐๐๐ GIVE ME A BELLS
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Thee Introverted Mbalz Nkowcie
WHITES: “Is the boss here?”
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BLACKS: “Usefikile ubab’wakho?”
owakho uBoss nimbiza bani?
Sanbona igama lami uPhumlani, eh nghlala eNewcastle, eh thnx for reading my story.. eh b4 ngiqale angiqale ngibingelele bese singena odabeni.
Eh Syabingelela kakhulu kuwona wonk umuntu ola. Ngethembe syaphila sonke. Angbingelele bakwethu besengingena odabeni ngoba nesikhathi asikho kahle, Sanbonani sboge ithuba; asethembe sonke samukelekile.
Njengoba bese Ngshilo keh ukuthi igama ngingu Phumlani angbingelele ezkhulwini zonk ezisivakashele ngokwezikhundla, Sanbonani siyanamukela.
Ngbingelele nakumuntu wonke ongaphakathi Sanibonani nonke.
Bakwethu iskhathi esinaso sincane kakhulu ngakho angbingelele masinyane bese sidlulela odabeni.
Ukuze songe iskhathi mphathi hlelo angizukubamude kakhuli. Angbonge nakuwe ngethuba osungiphe lona ngyakubingelela nawe.
Ngbingelela kuwona wonke nje umuntu ongaphakathi, wonke umuntu. Sbingelele bakwethu.
Nawe osekhaya syabingelela, abasemajele kuphi nakuphi ezbhedlela syabingelela nakubo. Kuhle ukbingelela masiphila ezweni. Sanbonani.
Eh bakwethu iskhathi esinaso sincane angingene odabeni. Nobengakangeni ngibingelela angimshiyi ngaphandle Ngyabingelela nakuye Sawbona boh….!
Ngenxa yesikhathi ngbona umphathi hlelo usekhomba iwashi lakhe ngyacabanga sekuphele iskhathi. B4 ngbuyele phansi agbingelele nakuwe mthandi ka Facebook Sawbona sesphoxwe yiso iskhathi ebesingekho ngabe ngyazibingelela nami.
A Chinese man got married to a zulu lady. They had a baby who died after 4 months, gogo was very hurt at the funeral n kept on saying ‘ngazile Vele’. People asked her ‘ gogo, wazile ini?’ Gogo answered ” izinto za Machina azilasti.”
Imagine ukhaphe i-Cherry yakho to fetch her child from her baby daddy’s house
& after an hour of waiting at the gate, he calls & say;
“Ungahamba broe bathi bayalala”.
Uban isikhokho la?….UGirl ungena eTekisini ๐
๐..
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GIRL:”Mlazi”?
DRIVER:”I-taxi le,uMlazi wenzeni? ”
GIRL:”Yooh! Aii,bandla.”(agene)…
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DRIVER :”Uyakuph sisi? ”
GIRL:”Ngiya eBack seat. “(Agaklaze iscabha )..
DRIVER :”Ifriji lakini ulivala kanje nalo? .noma uxhaphaza mina? “..
GIRL :”Angikaze ngilivale ngingaphakathi, ngyaxolisa.imalini i-Taxi vele? “.
DRIVER :”Angiyaz ngisho i-deposit. Yin sisi? Usufuna ukuba i-owner yin nawe? “..
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GIRL :”(akhiphe uR20 odabukile).
DRIVER :”Imali enjena ngzoyenzani mina? “..
GIRL :”Ufuna ukuyigqoka yini? Uzoyithunga phela. “..
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After a while. ..
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GIRL :”Ungishiye kulababantu ababili abamile .”…
DRIVER :”Uma behamba ngenzenjani? “..
GIRL :”Ubalandele. “..
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Looool๐Aii abany abant ๐๐ฃ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ…….hlekisa abanye nawe ungahlek wedw a๐๐
LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
uthi u busy wena ujola nesthombe
Muntu bamfaka ngama back door
Gals are size 28-32.
Lokhu okunye omama be Stokvela
Uduke ethekwini uze ubuze komama abadayisayo ukuth
“senike nangbona yin ngdlula la?”
Gc nd Wandile
Bazobuya sebene cleavageโ๐
ey phela amabele guys๐
A girl asked gogo why don’t you
share your spoon with us.
Gogo: angisho nimunya maPipi
Kuhle nkwali yenkosi makunje.ngiyabathanda bantu mminga nginjena nje abantu or umuntu
1990’s akajole wodwa
apartheid
ngala