Johane :Aunty umfazi onatha utshwala kuyayenza yini ukwakha laye umuzi?
Aunty :okudingakalayo ma usakha mtanami yisamende, izitina, inhlabathi lamanzi. Yena abe esehlala ezinathele utshwala bakhe phakathi 😂😂😂

Uvuka njani mhlobo wami

Yimpilo bani le…
The lawyer hopes u get in trouble, The doctor hopes u fall sick,
The police hopes u become a criminal,
The ticha hopes u r born stupid,
The coffin maker wants u dead,
ONLY the thief wishes u prosperity in lyf so that he can steal. It’s WORLD’S THIEVES DAY, send 2 any thief u know …!!!

Kumnadi Uk’Lobola Amantombazane Wakwa Mfene 🦍
Ngoba Ivula Mlomo I Banana

If your partner is pushing you away, 😏woza kimina, imina u-Away. 😋 💕

Kthiwa Indoda Yamapela Yenza Ama Round Awu 9 Kyaphezulu Makungenjalo Uyistabane.

I know I’m not the the only one who says
voetsek silently
when I greet people and they don’t respond

Whites – call the police

Blacks – fonela iveni

Shweleeeee

Nisathi niyahleka kamnandi kini avesane athi umalume “kambe mshana usaphinda I class langonyaka odlule….unye nyiii