Lonyaka owokusefa abangani abangalungile empilweni yami.
Sizowanyathela lamadimoni.
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Ukuthanda izinto kuyabulala ngoba azaze udle imfene
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Watsi lo Sesi
Ngisho kulinyatwa stin (bricks) sembede was BBY
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Uku-cheater akukho mnandi, sesenzela oJubJub ukuthi belale bedlile.
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Why uthi “u prefer ukubizwa ngo she” ngibe ngikubona uyindoda unentshebe namasende🍆
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Obuny’ ubukhwele…..
Ngihamba lonamfana edolobheni siphambane lonkazana omuhle isqamula mayezi,itshatshazi ..sithi nxa sphambana laye ngiginye okungamathe kanti owakwami umbonile….☹☹
Abethi kimi “khafula phangisa”
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Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! 😲 Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time. 😩
Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. 😕 Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. 😣 Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”
Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! 🤔 Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.
Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.
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Bafethu, lento yokuba ngaphezulu idinga lamantombazane asenamabele amile mpo, sikhathele ukuvikana nezimpama✋ zophaqa pls
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Whites: It was fun hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: It was bad hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: I’m broke.
Blacks: Kuyanyiwa
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Whites : bbe am hungry
Black : wema!! Zulu angizibone ngihlafuna
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Othandekayo Sherpard. yimi ugogo
wakho una Ame ngifuna ukubonga
isifiso owasenzayo sokungidingela
umfana uJJ wokungincedisa
imisebenzi ekhaya.Udubo lwami
ngolokuthi uJJ yisilima
samagalathiya ,buya uzomthatha
umbisele lapho owamthatha
khona.Ngamthuma koDube
ukuyathatha idonki wabuya
elithwele emahlombe ngamtshela
ukuthi ngani uthethe
intambo walibopha labuya
lizihambela yena elidonsa,ngeviki
eyalandelayo ngathi ayethatha
umlenze wenkomo koMaphosa
wabuya lawo ewubophe ngentambo
ewudonsa
enhlabathini,inyama yonke
yagcwala inhlabathi ngathi kuye
ngani ubeyifake ekhanda..Ngamth
uma imajarina esitolo
wabuya eyifake ekhanda khonapho
ilanga litshisa bhe
wancibilika wagelezela ebusweni
ngathi ngani ubefake
esikwameni.Ngasengimthuma
uchago lwenkomo koMagamula
wabethatha uchago lonke ethela
esikhwameni.Ngamthuma
futhi ukuthi ayethenga i2kg
yetshukela waphenduka
engathenganga esithi kulama 1kg
kuphela ,ngathi ngabe
uthenge ama1kg angu2,ngamthuma
njalo ukuthi
angithengele amathenisi ami uSIZE6
wabuya esithi uwaswele
wasethenga oSIZE3 ababili……..
……………ha mzukulu buya
uthathe umuntu wakho kusasa
lokhu!!
Yimi ugogo wakho una Ame!!
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Her : Baby Ngizoba Njan Without Ih Make’Up 😊
Me : Uzoba Single Sthandwa Saam
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Obunye ubukhwele bu serious
Guy: ungaphi babie
Girl: At the funeral
Nika isidumbu i phone
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That awkward moment when you are in love with a Motswana and you type “baby wa thoma” and auto correct says “baby wa Thomas” and she replies “eishh baby i can explain”.
WTF.
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Kungani amanye amadoda ethanda ihwanqa?Asekhathele ama boereklap
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La ekhaya banenkani, bathi i-Ultra Mel izovulwa ngoNew Year! 😕😢
Kodwa amaChoice Assorted neMayonnaise yavulwa ngoKhisimusi.
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