UJohn uthandana noPinky. UJohn wasesithi’ Pinky ngicela ukuthi Mhla kungenamuntu ngakini ungitshele ngivakatshe. Ngenye iSunday uPinky ne family yakhe bavuka ekuseni bageza baya esontweni. Bathe besendleleni wathumela uJohn i sms’ wathi woza akuna muntu ngekhaya. Waya egijima uJohn. Uthe efika wathola ukuthi no Pinky naye akekho. Adobhe iphone ngolaka u John’ Kanti uthi ngize kanjani usazi ukuthi awukho? Aphendule uPinky’ angithi wathi ma kungelamuntu ngekhaya ngikutshele uvakashe. Ngubani owaye-wrong lana?

Ikhansela uDambuza ephendula izikhalazo zomphakathi:
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*Sifuna izindlu zamahhala.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, nizalwa yimi yini?”
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*Sifuna ama-toilet.
Dambuza: “Nithe nilambile nganinika ama-food parcel, senisuthi senifuna ukunyela kimi futhi?”
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*Sifuna imisebenzi.
Dambuza: “Angazi-ke nizoyithathaphi ngoba nami ngiqashwe yini.”
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*Le mali yeqolo incane.
Dambuza: “Zalani khona izokwanda.”
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*Sifuna izimayini ziphathwe umphakathi.
Dambuza: “Njengoba nihluleka ukuzimbela ama-toilet, nizozenzani-ke izimayini? Tshelani mina.”
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*Sifuna ukuphatha ama-bank.
Dambuza: “Senikhathele ukuyeba, senifuna ukuyithatha nginibuka?”
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*Sifuna uphume kungene uRazor.
Dambuza: “Unithembiseni uRazor ngoba seba naye lowo?”
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*Sifuna umhlaba ubuyele kubantu.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, ungathi amagceke enu enihlula!”
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*Uma ungafuni sowushisa lo muzi wakho.
Dambuza: “Anginamuzi mina, ngiqashile la!”

Ngi-wrong yini uma ngibona i-crush yami i-online bese ngiyayi-inbox(a) ngithi: “Hi, nice online.”? 😊

That awkward moment when you are in love with a Motswana and you type “baby wa thoma” and auto correct says “baby wa Thomas” and she replies “eishh baby i can explain”.
WTF.