qiniso yini ukuthi u president ubanjwe I covid. Ngizwa la bathi kushiwo ezindabeni. Sewajova njeee, angalinge yini yena?? 😂 🤣
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👩 : Bbe ungayidla I pizza eyenziwe yim??
👨 : Yobow bbe
👩 : Ungayiqala ngakuph nje??
👨 : Ngingayiluma
👩 : Uthi uyayiluma ayilumeki
👨 : Ngingayigwinya
👩 : Uthi uyayigwinya ayigwinyeki
👨 : Ngingayiyeka
👩 : Uthi uyayiyeka ayiyekeki
👨 : Mxm!
👩 : Uthi uyangiziba angizibeki
👨 : Fuck!!
👩 : Uthi uyangithuka kanti angiksabi
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👩 : Uthi uyathula kanti umubi
👨 : Cela ungiyeke please
👩 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti anginandaba
👨 : 😊 OK Sthandwa sam Yima manje
👩 : Uthi uyangmisa kanti ngiqhunyelwe Ama brakes
👨 : Waaa Mxm!!
👩 : Uthi uzama ukuba serious kantii ngbonela u Tom
👨 : 😑
👩 : Ncoow ngyadlala bbe 😊🤗
👨 : Uthi uyangidlalisa kantii I’m not in the mood
👩 : Hau bengdlala nje
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kantii ngyabonela u Dora min
👩 : Bbe ngkhulelwe
👨 : Uthi uyangthusa Kant angiksab
👩 : Serious bbe 😑
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti awukwaz
👩 : Ngkhulelwe ingane kaBhuti wakho
👨 : Uthi uyang…… Whoa ingane ka Bhuti wami??
👩 : Uthi uyangbuza Kant angbuzeki
👨 : Bengdlala min bbe 😑
👩 : Udlala nobani lento echama embhedeni
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Mbali : Ngcela ungiphathele into edliwayo.
Mlungisi : Ngiyoyifakha kanjani iPirates yonke emotwen mina🤔😂😂
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I bought my neighbour some beers while we were chilling, then after 12 beers he was like “I don’t know why ugogo wami akuloya, you are great guy yaz”
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Scoko siyancinca Lena sbali ibuya embabane
Lapha wena scoko nambhokane
Ngingumfati ngisebenta nalabanye bafati manje
Ngevelentine bangigabatisela lentinto
Labatsengelwe madvodza abo
Leyami indvodza nangiyicela kutsi ingitsengele something for valentine itsi yona
Inemali yokulima emabhontjisi
Manje majalamadzala ngibuta kutsi lendzodza iyangitsandza yini
Mbokane: lalela make indvodza yakho iyakutsandza ngobe lokwe valentine kwelilanga linye kani
Emabhontjisi nitawudla umnyaka wonke
Nale emsebentini uma bakhipha me tipho (gifts)
For valentine ukhiphe lamabhintjisi ( beans)
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👩🦳:Waze wamuhle ugirl”
👩🏿🦱:Ngyambongela, phela ubaba wakhe uyiBank Statement eCapitec.
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Yayazi le pain yokuwa phambi
Kwe crush yakho 😭😭
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LABO SISI ABADLA INHLABATHI IBONA ABAZALA O
BRICKLAYER NO DAKA BOY
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Siyazi ukuthi uBabakhe akaMondli,,
Kodwaa Mqeze phelaa Abemuhle!!
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Uscabha aphuphe semlindelwen athi Mali mayize ngama sithi
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Uyafisa ukukhuluma naye ngoba uyamkhumbula. Kodwa manje awazi unobani, wenzani noma unaso yini isikhathi sakho lapho ekhona.
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When you are single and happy and everything is going well in your life, uSatan avele athumele a boyfriend who’s surname is Mahlangu
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Yz bocc yekelani indaba yenu yokuthi if siphezulu kwenu livele libe bhizi ngokuhlafuna utshaphisi uyabe ulande ukuzowatsha amazinyo yini
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Akwenzeki nje untshontshe enye yama-post alapha ekhaya uyogqama ngayo kuWhatsApp status?
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Umuntu avele aqhamuke angitshele ukuthi yena unguNebuchadnezzar umProphet ongabonwayo. Kulowomzuzu ngikhuluma naye ngimbona ngamehlo enyama. Uthe eqala nje ethi 2 – 4 – 2 – 91, ngathi akangixolele angihlangani noNebuchadnezzar ongabonwayo.
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Me: Umuhle
Her: Thanks
Me: Ngiyabuza
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