ADVICE FOR MEN:
umfazi ophuza utshwala, shiya.
umfazi onqaba nefoni yakhe, shiya,
umfazi othanda i airtime okudlula wena, shiya,
umfazi ohlala eku buzzer ukuth’ ufone engafoni, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma nawe ku Whatsapp kuphela engafoni, shiya,
umfazi one bestfriend eyisifebe shiya,
umfazi ogqoka ikepesi, utsotsi lowo____ shiya’
umfazi ogqoka ijean skirt, t/shit nama sneaker, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma okudlula wena, shiya,
umfazi ongakuthathi out, shiya,
umfazi o uploader amafotoz le cleavage egqoke isgcebhe, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma islang/kasi-lingo, shiya,
umfazi okhwela esihlahleni for imango, guava, shiya,
umfazi othi uyi first boyfriend yakhe, ngamanga shiya,
umfazi othi goodnight ngo9pm ubone last seen 11pm, shiya,
umfazi okuthwa number busy ngama 11, shiya,
umfazi ojayiva ku roadshow, ngikutshelile wena; shiya,
umfazi ogqoka ivesi, yeyi wena ngithi shiya,
umfazi okwazi ukutshaya ukhwelo or ukuhlabela ingoma ngomlozwi, shiya,
umfazi othengisa ebhawa or tuckshop; shiya,
umfazi ohamba ebhampa; shiya,
umfazi ohlala ekhoneni lestrrat ekasi, shiya,
umfazi ohlangana naye etown ahlale akhale ngendlala; shiya
Umfazi ovula iCoca cola ngamazinyo… Dangerous shiya.
Umfazi ogqoka ipettcoat egqoke le jean skirt shiya….
Ngiyabonga mina, dankie.
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U Zenzo ngena e police station emanzi teeeee

Police ,,,,,yeyi baba wangena uthwele amehlo sokutheni?

Zenzo ,,,,, ngifuna u msebenzi

Police,,,,, yeyi baba asila msebenzi lapha mbani othe kulomsebenzi ?

Zenzo,,,,,, ngibone I phepha elilifake e zitolo elithi ((man wanted for rape )) ngingawenza umsebenzi lowo

Boy; do you like sweety summer or wintertime?
Girl: all that I do not like swty
Boy: then what do you like swty?
Girl; I like the airtime

Yaz Abe mubi umuntu uze ufune nokumbuza kuthi is it painful

Waye sethi u Adam ku Eve zama imali yokuza mina ngizo zama yokuthi ujike
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Amahubo 31
verse 9

Ladies sometimes you gotta surprise your mother inlaw and send her your nudes and be like “Bona ngwana wao oja fresh njan

uzitshele ukuthi uthole umaqodana wakho
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kanti usuthole u paper 2 we-X yakho

Yazi ngiqokiwe ukuthi ngishumayele this Sunday

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