U will think u know all colours until some people start sending u wedding invitation. That’s when you’ll see that your primary teacher simplified your syllabus.
U’ll see something like this:-

Acid Green on Fushia Purple or Titus Silva’ with a little touch of Ojuelegba Blue.

Bride’s family to wear Cockroach Brown with Custard Yellow.

Groom’s family: Combination of Jollof Yellow with Fufu White’ using Akara Gold as fila and gele

Friends: Coconut White with Moimoi yellow on Agama Lizard Head Red’ Other guests should wear Pomo Brown on Alligator Pepper Green with a touch of Onion Purple & Maggi Yellow.

UMA UQHOSHA NGENTOMBI EPHUZAYO…
UYAFANA NOMUNTU OKAMA IMPANDLA

Uma uzwa lo layini: “I have the coolest mum ever!” Ubokwazi ukuthi baphuza bobabili. 😐

Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”

Unekhanda elikhulu, Uno Pete, Unekhala Elikhulu😣Anginandaba As Long Unemomozi😊 Mina Ngyakhlaba

Whites: It was fun hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: It was bad hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: I’m broke.
Blacks: Kuyanyiwa