” Ngimithisile🤰🏾”
Kusho Mina Ekhaya Ngifuna Bangxoshe Kulo December

Uyaphi eRoomin yakhe ungekho ready for
, uyomosha ama Doritos ne Slap somunye umntwana

Khaykin udla ma Glucose kodwa kibo bae ufuna ma Tennis,nama eat-sum-more..
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😂😂✋😜😀
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Niyay’thanda I drama..

ZCC Girls after 3 rounds🍆
she’ll look at you smile and start singing…
“Ga ke tsebe ke tla o leboga kang”

Question : why did you break up with your boyfriend ??
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White girl answer: he said I don’t give him enough time, so he saw someone else
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Black girl answer : ahh loyo 😏 , uthe nje nywee! nywee! Ini, ini, mina nginjani, njani , kwasha kwacima, yena sewuqonywe, kuphi kuphi
😢😢

Pastor Said :
“You should know your wife’s favourite flowers this valentine!”
Nyaa then whispers to his wife :And your favorite is
“Selfraising Flour ! my dear .

Ubani ofuna I Airtym?
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AKAYTHENGE PHELA

Nithi nisaphuza kamnandi aqale ke umuntu odlisiwe, “yebafethu ngubani onamaminutes?”

School Presentation
Whites: I’m not ready sir
Blacks: Ahhh faka Zero Meneer

UMsaphozi emngcwabeni!!!
Msaphozi: Sanibonani nonke etendeni. Ngiyabonga ukuthola leli thuba lokukhuluma ngomzala.
Umzala ushona nje besegulile sonke simubonile. Futhi umzala mina ngangithi uzofa ngo 2010 ngoba nalapho wake wagula wabangwa nezibi kodwa wavuka waphinda waqhubeka lapho ayegcine khona nokuqoma, waqoma okusengathi akakaze agule nhlobo.
OMagwaza nomshumayeli uXulu bangixaka sebejola naye umzala ekubeni yibo abebumuthandazela esebangwa nezibi ngoba ayi nani madoda nikholwa ngokuzibonela ukuthi kunani phansi kwesiketi.
Ngageza izandla uma sengizwa kuthiwa nawe Mfundisi usujola nomzala kodwa ngeke sizixoxe lezo ngoba sisemngcwabeni kanti nomfazi wakho ukhona lapha, kodwa ngadumala ngoba phela wena Mfundisi ubumazi kahle umzala ingane kaAnti ukuthi ayilungile kodwa ke ngeke ngikujaje Mfundisi ngoba nawe uwumuntu njengabo obab’ Mkhize laba laphaya emuva (ekhomba uMkhize) obeze agaklaze umfazi wakhe efuna ukuza kuye umzala lona.
UmkaMkhize njengoba elapha nje ufuna ukuzibonela ukuthi umzala wami ufe ngempela yini.
Kona ke engingakusho ngomzala wami ubewathanda amadoda ikakhulukazi ashadile futhi nawo emthanda kodwa into enhle uze wafa umzala engahlukanisanga muntu nenkosikazi yakhe.
La endaweni ngithi mabili mathathu amadoda emizi yawo angajolanga nomzala. Ngithukile nje uZungu uma esesikhokhisa layikhaya ngokuqasha itende lakhe kodwa ke ngabuye ngabona ukuthi unkosikakazi wakhe ubengazi ukuthi ubejola nomzala ngalokho siyamxolela uZungu siwumndeni ngaleso senzo sakhe.
Mzala wami uhambe kahle uma ufika ezulwini ungasiphoxi uqomane namasulumane, amaJuda, oPilatu noSamusoni beno Nebukhedinesari.
Uziphathe kahle mzala ezulwini uhlale ngentombi yize ingasekho nje kodwa uzame mzala wami… Uhambe kahle mntaka Anti sohleze sibabaza imigilingwane yakho!!
Ngiyabonga ngisaya ngale exhibeni sengikhulume ngaze ngoma.

Ngenxa yesasasa layizolo, sibale saze safika kwinkulungwane (1 000), namhlanje sizobala sifike kwizinkulungwane ezilishumi (10 000). Let’s go!

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Whoa! 😱
Hold on, speed kills son! Ijubane liyabulala!
You can’t scroll from 0 to 120km/h in 2 seconds, ‘yazi uzofa kubuhlungu. Ngisho u-Usain Bolt akanalo leli jubane oskrolla ngalo wena. Uthi ikhona yona imoto enejubane ngale ndlela oskrolla ngayo? Angikholwa.
SPEED KILLS, UNGAGIJIMI. 🤚🏽

I drama yase Shoprite 😑

Ngithi ngilinganisa IChocolate emlomeni nabo sebabiza amaSecurity🙄