I think thina amadoda sadalelwa ukuphika nje even at church in a choir: 😁😁😁
GIRLS: Avulekile amasango !!! 😊😊😊
GUYS: Hhayi, hhayi, hhayi, hhayi hhayi !!!

Top 3 ya Difebe according to each tribe.

Ndebele
1. Ndlelehle
2. Sbongile
3. Nomqhibelo

Pedi
1. Mmametja
2. Rosina
3. Pheladi

Vhenda
1. Phumudzo
2. Lufuno
3. Mashudu

Tswana
1. Kutlwano
2. Boitumelo
3. Kerabetswe

Zulu
1. Sne
2. Mbali
3. Ntombikayise

Xhosa
1. Siviwe
2. Luthando
3. Luvuyo

Afrikaans
1. Chantelle
2. Leon
3. Maria

Tsonga
1. Tiniko
2. Tsakane
3. Ntsako

Me: Umuhle
Her: Thanks
Me: Ngiyabuza

Kumnandi ku-2018, kuyaphiliswana kuma-relationships.
–
GIRL 1: “Hey, ngithole inamba yakho efonini kaSiya. UZanele lo okhuluma naye, naye ujola nawe angithi?”
–
GIRL 2: “Ja, uSlie lona. Yebo ngijola naye uSiya.”
–
ZANELE: “Uyazi ngifica ku-clean endlini, nguwe yini obukhona?”
–
SLIE: “Nope, ngigcine ngoKhisimusi mina. Awubuze uNomsa uma’ wengane, mhlawumbe nguye. 071 263…”
–
*UZanele afonele uNomsa (baby mama)*
–
ZANELE: “Hi, ukhuluma noZanele, lo ojola no-baby daddy wakho.”
–
NOMSA: “Oh, ja ngiyakwazi. Ngike ngazibona izithombe zakho efonini yakhe. Ngiyayithanda i-short hair yakho ‘yazi.”
–
ZANELE: “Ncooh, ngiyabonga girl. Awusho, uwena yini obusendlini? Ngisho ngoba ngifica ku-clean, ngifuna ivest emhlophe ebikubhaskidi wezimpahla kanye nezicathulo ebeziphansi kombhede.”
–
NOMSA: “Ivest isewodrophini kulezi nto ezi-ayiniwe zagoqwa kahle. Izicathulo zibheke ngenhla, khona lapho ngaphansi kombhede ngakwi-side elilala ubabakhe.”
–
ZANELE: “Ey, wayidlala girl! Ngiyabonga. Bengikhathele, bengingeke ngilunge yi-washing.”
–
NOMSA: OK, love ayikho inkinga. Angiwa-ayinanga amabhulukwe, ubowaqedela doll.”
–
ZANELE: “Alright, will do.”
–
*UZanele afonele uSlie*
–
ZANELE: “Thanks, ngimtholile.”
–
SLIE: “OK, sthandwa. You’re welcome.”

WOMAN’S TEARS vs MAN’S
TEARS.
Ungalokothi ukhalise
umuntu wesifazane ngoba
akukho okubiza
njengezinyembezi zomuntu
wesifazane. Uma unyembezi
olulodwa luphuma
emehlweni, luhlangana ne-
LOREAL EYE LINER (ebiza
R115) kanye ne-REVLON
MASCARA (ebiza R185), bese
zehla njalo ngezihlathi
zihlangane ne-D & G blusher
(ebiza R150) kanye ne-MAC
powder (ebiza R95).
Ekugcineni izinyembezi zifike
ezindebeni zakhe zihlangane
ne-MAYBELLINE Lipstick
(ebiza R120) kanye ne-
lipgloss yakwa-AVON (ebiza
R35). Lokhu kusho ukuthi
unyembezi lulunye lubiza
R700! Ngakho-ke PLEASE
ningalokothi nikhalise
umuntu wesifazane.
Uma ukhalisa umuntu
wesilisa, unyembezi
luhlangana novaselina
wohlobo lwe-Cocoa Butter
(R19) kanye ne-ZAMBUK (R5)
, uma sekukonke kubiza R24

Friend request ‘Chris Brown’
Me ‘accepted’

Sametime inbox ‘helo how are you’
Chris Brown; I’m good and you

Me; Im good. You know i like listening to your songs.

Chris: oooh oky ngyabonga. Wena uhlalaphi.

Me; Huh? Really so wena chris uyakhuluma???

Chris; Yebo. Lets meet in jozi weekend because im staying in soweto.

Me; 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dont be fooled with facebook…..

Blessed monday and week ahead!!

BREAKING NEWS: MUGABE IS BACK, SET TO TAKE OVER

Former Caps Utd captain Joe ‘Kode’ Mugabe returned from the UK and is set to take over as Caps Utd head coach

Sometimes akuwona amaphupho amabi Wena washa izingubo zokulala