If uthi ufak I mask😷 uzwe lo👉🏾💩😹😹uzofa nge Own Goal before Corona😒
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O mo hlabe ngwanyana wa grootpan okwe are” short left
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Difference between Majita 👦👨👨 AND Ladies 👧👩👱♀
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Ladies They always lie to each other..
👇👇 👇 👇👇
Lethabo: Wow chomi roko eo yago tshwanna yaz Lesego: tankie chomie
(Few minutes later)
Lesedi: shuuu o bone roko ya Lesego
Lethabo: bathong chomie okare ne e loga ke Jamaica le Sis Bee
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Majita We never lie to one another..
👇👇 👇 👇👇
Me: Hahaha enden wena le ditekie tsao lebella ko dimo o tlhoma bjang??
Zilos: sa nnyela ke label ntwe ya tura..
Johnny: le bare ke label aowa mon okare di emisa taxi yaoya town
Wisba: ereng Mabeka phezulu mo ngwaneng?? ✋😲
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Usathi u-enjoy ubumnandi bokugibela iTax 🚐uzwe kuthiwa yehla sesfikile ✋kodwa yin ubunja 🐕
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Bethuel: Otla nyela mfana,
Jack : Wanyela ,ore nna ketla nyela, watseba masepa ka sekwapa wena he ore ke tla nyela
Bethuel: ya, ke mamphu
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Angithi Nina Nithi Anifebi!
Ubaniike Igama Lomuntu Wakho?? Or Nishimile??
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Ngimubi njengawe ngbukeka njengabazal bam kodwa ngnuhle knoZuma
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Kwakuyimvuselelo yamadoda ashadile.
Wase ethi umfundisi: onke amadoda mawathumele iSMS ebhalwe ukuthi “I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART” kubantu bes’fazane abashade nabo …
Nazi ke izimpendulo ezabuya …
1. iiihhheee engabe umuntu ugezephi namuhla.
2. usumithise bani ke futhi??? ngeke ngikuxolele doti!
3. usuphinde waboleka imali kumashonisa futhi?
4. uzoke ung’chazele kahle ukuthi leSMS ubuthi uy’thumela kubani swayini.
5. kade ngathi yeka utshwala, buka manje seb’yak’hlanyisa, nxa!
6. uyaz’ncengela masimba. Ngeke us’nuke iskoon.
7. khohlwa, not this time! uzoyondla wedwa leyongane lwabishi …
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Iyeke Lento yakho yokuba broke uze utshele abantu ukuthi awusaphuzi.Kanti iphakethi linembobo.Uxakwe nawoMashonisa.
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Kuchazani ukuthi I don’t know ngesizulu and don’t tell me ukuth awaz
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Usanele wayesebenza e Goli kaaaaade
Wahamba ekhaya kuthi mhla ifika
ekhaya ifike ebsuku kanti khona
ikhwapha, i knock Usanele✊✊:
(e) uNKOSKAZ,
ubani loyo:😱😱
Usanele: ,imina nkoskaz
wam vula icabange
Unkoskaz: ukuthi
izokwenzanjani ithathe iskhwama
eskhuuuuulu ithi ishende alingene
phakathi avale uziphu asbeke
ngemva kwescabha emese eyavula
ke angene Usanele ahlale embhedeni
kanti bekusazofika elinye ishende
lakamakhelwane uma sekuhambe
leli elinye, lafika lanqonqoza
asukume umfaz avule athi “Haaw
uwe makhelwane bezishilo ingane
ukuthi ushiye impahla yakho la
emini ngingekho ngsaye emfuleni ithathe nansi
emva kwescabha”
asqukule lombhemu isikhwama
asisindi sinomuntu phansi aphume
naso athi mesesemnyango “ey yaz
indaba yokudla abafaz babantu
bukan nje umuntu eseze athwaliswe inguzunga
zamatshe”
aphendule lo oseskhwameni athi
“uncono wena nendlela uyaybona
mina angaz nokuthi ngiyiswaphi”
ladaklaza phansi iskhwama leli🏃🏃😂😂😂😂
lahamba kakhulu ngejubane…
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Ingane:Baba yini islima..
Baba:Islima umuntu ozama ukuchaza into engekho kulo olalele akezwa ukuth uthini uyangizwa nganeyam.
Ingane:cha
😂😂😂
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👫:Angek isilumee
🐕:Woof Woof Woof
🏃…… Ungangbamb masimbenjaaah
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Kanti mina ngolindiswa kuzekubenini ,siyahamba isikhathi,ngizodlula ngingezwa msindo emvakwami njalo
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DID YOU KNOW: Ukupheka curry wakho wenkukhu uwushubise ngethini lama baked beans / fish, kungakumoshela umendo wakho
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👵🏽: “Makoti!”
👩🏽🦰: “Mah.”
👵🏽: “Ungayiplastela wena indlu uwedwa ‘yazi.”
👩🏽🦰: “Hawu, ngobani mah?”
👵🏽: “Ngibona indlela oyibhixa ngayo i-peanut butter.”
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