When you have a fight with your Nigerian boyfriend but
you’re forced to call him “baby” because
you can’t pronounce “Ukhuchukwa”
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Lento yakho yokuthi wonke umathandana ongena kuwona ufuna ukuba u mam.Awuke ungene ngegiya eliphezulu nje ufike ube iPrincipal.
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Bo cc mele nazi lokhu
Uhlangatshezwa ngosuku lo kuqala kuphela e twn
Okulandelayo no ulandwa estobhini.
Usuku lo kuqala la mele ngikuphathise okwe queen ungathi ufika nje sengikufuqa ngokudla kwespuni.
Okulandelayo ke rice namazamban
Le staff esikhothanayo. First round kuphela nikhothana
Lawa amanye usuwubusheka uzwa nje
Kuning nje bafwethu. So nje ya kunjalo.
Kwaze kwabanda bo mmm ubani ofuna ngimhlangabeze ke bangan bam base Beach 🏖
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wamuhle usisi ngabe ngiyamthatha inkinga igama lakhe uThembi kanti nomama uThembi, futhi kubo kunendlu yotshani njengasekhaya kusho ukuthi sizihlobo, kusho umfana esaba intombi 😁😂
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Kulezindlela ezowo short cart Uze uncamele ukujikeleza, ngoba phela uVeza uvele wabanjwa isisu wavimba Ndenqwaba yamasimba endleleni. Labobaba abangenaso isithunzi, Abahamba bebhosha yonke indawo le
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Nakhu uSipho uyaxoshwa emsebenzini bese ecabanga ukuvula ikhemesi nangempela ayivule aqashe abantu abawu2 ukuthi bamsize bese ebeka imithetho ukuthi “Mawulaphekile ukhokha uR1000 uma ungalaphekanga sikubuyisela uR5000 back” akubeke ngaphandle lokho njebhodi …. kuqhamuke iphoyisa lifunde langaphandle libone ukuthi iningi lemali angene ngaphakathi
PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungayizwa I taste yokudla engikudlayo
DR: basebenzi ngicela ibhodlela number 22 lapho .. phuza lana
PHOYISA : aphuze ( arghhh ) ungiphuzisa umchamo lona
DR: khokha ndoda sewukwazi ukuzwa I taste manjr uzwile ukuthi ngumchamo lo(likhokhe iphoyisa ..libone ukuthi libhayizile libuye futhi ngakusasa )
PHOYISA: dokotela nginenkinga yokungakhumbuli ebingikudla izolo ngisize (imambane le iyayifuna lemali)
DR: basebenzi lethani lelo bhodlela unumber 22.
PHOYISA: cha cha cha aii leli bhodlela layizolo lomchamo.
DR: khokha ngoba sewukhumbula ukuthi bewudlani izolo(likhokhe iphoyisa libone ukuthi libhayizile futhi phela lemali liyayifuna libuye futhi)
PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungaboni emehlweni
DR: cha ngeke sikwazi ukukusiza lapho bamba naku uR5000 wakho besho bemnika uR50
PHOYISA: hawu engani ngu R50 njr loo
DR: khokha ngoba usuyabona ukuthi malini lee ……..iphoyisa lavele laqaleka
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Maka boy sekwenzeke iphutha ngithi ngisenda R500 for izinto zikaboy zokuthi aye eskoleni kwavele kwasendeka R5000 ngicela ungibuyisela R4500 please. Reply as umah ka boy
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Uyabona lento yokujola nomuntu omdala kunawe inesdina phakathi…mina ngake ngajola nosisi ongishiya ngo 12 years one day wangiphuzisa I wine wathi ufuna ukungibonisa into engingayazi kuthe sisakhisana kahle kuhamba kahle konke wavele wangikhotha lomthungo ongaphansi kwamasende..yey umsuzo wavele waziphumela kwathi bhuuuuu… wathi akakaqedi ngami usafuna ukungikakisa kuthe sesenza ucansi wangizwa ukuthi sengiyachama wavele wafaka umunwe wonke emdidi wami ngemuva angihayizanga kanje ngala ngiyachama ngemuva ngimincile kodwa umunwe uphakathi ngavele ngaziqulekisa….ngakusasa ngahamba angiphindanga ngabheka emuva ngam-blocka nasefonini….yazi m still traumatized nje
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Ufuna umshado kodwa ufaka isisu ephentini👙
Ubani ongavuma ukushada ne Kangaroo
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Thola iZulu/iNja dictionary uyogcina ukundlula kumakhaya anezinja
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This Morning I Bumped Into a Guy I Owe Money on an ATM Que For withdrawal, I Asked Him…. “yi line yama taxi aya e Orlando West lana
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Akyikh into ebuhlungu njengokuqanjelwa amanga emcimbini kuthiwe sewudlile
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Ngeskathi bekusaGembulwa(Bet) ebholeni abanye bethu bebengena eMatch(in) ngoba bekhuphe imali
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Ladies, ake sithi i-girlfriend allowance ngu-R2000:
1. Unomkhaba minus (-) R500
2. Ugqoka size 6+ 👠 minus (-) R500
3. Unamabele amancane minus (-) R500
4. Unesishwapha minus (-) R500
Ungathola malini ngenyanga?
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Boy – l luv u girl
Gal- awula girlfriend yini
Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena
Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana
Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu
Gal- Fainted
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Lavele lathi: “Weird,” iphara kimi ngifihla ifoni lizindlulela. 💔 😭
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