And your husband will quickly stuff his side chick’s jacket in the fridge, and tell you politely that,
“Baby ungabambi iplastic leyo emnyama yisitshebo sanext door.”

Okwenziwe yi-breadwinner yasekhaya izolo ngiyokuxoxela amagwababa echobana, ingene ne-heater ekamelweni layo yathi thina sokotha umlilo weBig Nuz.

Asiyihlaziyeni bakwethu. UMelusi wayadinga umsebenzi kweleMelika, wafika wasebenza wenza izimali zakhe, wasethumela umbiko eZimbabwe ukuba abangakubo abamdingele umfazi omuhle ozithobileyo, ngesikhatshana batsho sebelitholile icishalanga, ngeviki elilandelayo wabuya ekhaya UMelusi, uthe nxa ekoBulawayo wahlangana letshatshazi lentombi isilingo samkhulela wasezibika kwavunyelwana, basuke baqonda eguest house baqeda ubusuku bekhona, ekuseni uMelusi wavuka elubhekise ngakibo eMagwegwe, wathi efika bathi unkosikaziwakho uphumile uyojika manje, ngesikhatshana wayesethelekile unkosikazi ayemdingelwe, uMelusi wathi ephakamisa ubuso wabona ngulowana obelele laye eguest house. Sithi laba bobabili bafeba yini kumbe uMelusi walala lomkakhe. Kumele uqhubeke yini umtshado?

In a taxi from Beitbridge to Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi vele yeeee!!!!

👩🏽‍🦰: “Uyazitshela lo.”
👧🏽: “Ngani oe?”
👩🏽‍🦰: “Nje.”
Wemantombazane, udoti muni lo? 🤔

Usathi uqedile ukubhala i-Life Science Paper 2, iphakame i-genius iyolalela i-heart beat ye-invigilator, ibuye ihlale phansi ibhale. 😐