Ngikbonile izolo
Ngeze njani kemina?
Ngibuyela izolo ngiku bone?🤔🤔🤔
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Umuntu ebhasini ulahlekile akazi ukuthi wehlaphi
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Kuphele ukudla emngcwaben uselaynini uzwe I EX yakho ithi
“Ngaktshela ngathi ngeke ulungelwe ilutho”
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Umuntu avele aqhamuke angitshele ukuthi yena unguNebuchadnezzar umProphet ongabonwayo. Kulowomzuzu ngikhuluma naye ngimbona ngamehlo enyama. Uthe eqala nje ethi 2 – 4 – 2 – 91, ngathi akangixolele angihlangani noNebuchadnezzar ongabonwayo.
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Weeeheee,Ngathi amantombazane ekwazi ukucheatela amasosha izinja ezigada icountry.Bewuyinike wena nezibuko zamehlo.
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Kusenkanjini yamasotsha, ayeseqeqeshiwe esekulungele ukuphuma ayosebenza okwangempela. Kwathi ngosuku lokugcina umphathi wamasotsha (General) wabiza i-stripper sendawo ukuthi sizothokozisa amasotsha ngomdanso waso kwazise phela lobu kwabe kungubusuku bokugcina enkanjini.
Hhayi-ke sidanse i-stripper ngengoma yokuqala ethendeni elikhulu lapho ayebuthene khona amasotsha. Kuzwakale ubuwoklowoklo kushaywa izandla ejabula amasotsha, cishe kwaphela imizuzu emihlanu. Aphume umphathi ethendeni lakhe elincane, azokhuza amasotsha ngomsindo qede abuyele emuva.
Iqhubeke intokazi idanse ngenamba yesibili, lapho-ke yabe isikhumula iskibha kanye nesketi. Waba mkhulu umsindo eshaya izandla namakhwela amasotsha kujatshulwa kwaze kwaphela imizuzu elishumi.
Aphume futhi umphathi “endlini” yakhe ezokhuza ngomsindo qede aphindele emuva. Bese iqhubeka intokazi idanse ngenamba yesithathu, lapho-ke yakhumula konke u-bra kanye nephenti. Ngalowo mzuzu, alikho isotsha elashaya izandla kumbe lishaye ikhwela. Kwathuleka nje, ya-performa yaze yaqeda intokazi.
Yahamba yaya kumphathi isiyolanda imali yayo, wabuza umphathi: “Awungitshele ntokazi, athula nje amasotsha ami manje, kwenzenjani?”
Ivele ihleke intokazi bese ithi: “Kodwa General, bangazishaya kanjani izandla besebenzisa isandla esisodwa?”
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*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_
*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_
*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_
*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_
*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_
*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_
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Untshontshe isigqoko eskoleni kubizwe umhlangano Mawakho amane efike esigqokile
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Uzwe umuntu e thi yena u rich une swimming pool kodwa I gate yi fantoke na se moyango akona isi khiya ba khiya nge spoon
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Ngendlela ekshisa ngayo sengze ngavula ne Gate ngeee
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Happy upcoming new year, be safe
Remember don’t drink n drive zocitha utjwala
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Whites – call the police
Blacks – fonela iveni
Shweleeeee
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Gogo:
Molo mntana mi kiboleka miel mieli please my friend
My friend:
Molo Gogo hayi hayi Gogo hayi me my friend am not a stupid abonile Wena Gogo aplastic ashoprite aninzi am not a stupid my friend
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1st =Zodwa jali
2nd = Thandi Ngveni
3rd = mvelo gwala
4th = Nomusa Hlabisa
whos next??
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Ama boyfriend wenu talk a lot on the phone, once wam’ vakashela ukupha amaLemon Cream adlale no music ka Sjava athule athi duuuu🤫, after every 10min umuzwe athi…… “yaaaah ng’yakuzwa ke ma-Phindi-Phindi”✋
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Even if you are in a wheelchair, A Zulu nigga will still ask you
“hamba kanjan mf2”
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Kade ngyokhongela umngani wam last week. Uma aifika laphayana bathe sibe late nge one week, kukhona abasi over(thakhile) bafika kuqala bazishaya zonke manje ngeke sisakwazi ukuqedela. Enzenjan umnganam?
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