Umuntu akubuze ukuthi “Hhawu awusenayo inumber yami!”
lapho usaxakwe nokuthi ukhuluma noba🙆🏽♀️🙆🏽♀️
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I tarven ebengjwayele ukuphuza kuyona sebeyphendule I fruit and veg
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Uthi “excuse me” etaxin yaseNkandla uzwe ogogo behleba bethi “uye ummeli kaZuma lo”
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Umkhwenyana ufika komamazala bambuze sikuthelele idrink or sikuphekele itiye; aphendule umkhwenyana athi lingithelele idrink okwakathesi lisafake amanzi epapa engaboiler lingikhiphele icup yetiye, beseliyaphehlela,lingikhiphele iporidge; beselibonda lingiphe ipapa ngidle esiseleyo lingivubele amahewu
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LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
uthi u busy wena ujola nesthombe
Muntu bamfaka ngama back door
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Nothing defeats a man, than playing spin
the bottle then the girl
you must kiss says “Ayi spinani futhi”
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Nabefundisi bangaze banicele ama koekies,
anisagqoki phela nani kulamabandla enu oPastor.
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Teacher: Junior njengoba ulate kanje namuhla ukhethani ukuthi ngikubuze imbuzo emihlanu elula, kumbe ngikubuze owodwa onzima?
Junior: ngikhetha owodwa onzima teacher,
Teacher: okay zingaki inkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Junior: 5000 teacher’
Teacher: ukuthatha ngaphi lokho?
Junior: sivumelane ngombuzo owodwa manje lowo omunye ngowani? Ngicela usuke emnyango ngingene.
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In my life ngifuna isdudla ngoba indlu yami ayina curtain,
ngenzela uma eselele ngivale window
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Okwenziwe yi-breadwinner yasekhaya izolo ngiyokuxoxela amagwababa echobana, ingene ne-heater ekamelweni layo yathi thina sokotha umlilo weBig Nuz.
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Given a chance ukuvusa umuntu oyedwa kwabafileyo,
Ungavusa bani?
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Yekani ukushutha ama nudes nilele nibheke phezulu🤢
Vuka ume uqonde kucace kuth liwile lelobele weNja✋
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Ngeke ngikhohlwe
Ngigibele itaxi kwaseku ringa iphone yomuntu wathi eyiphendula wathi:
“Sho boss lo muntu ngigibele naye la etaxin ngizokhona ukumdubula uma esehla estobhin kubo”
Kwathi nya etaxin…sonke salala kibo kuka driver.
Wawungehla wena?
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Kuvele kugingqike itruck yotshwala phambi kwakho umi nomfundisi esakubonisa ngempilo
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So Nonke Nifuna Abafana Abahle Manje Thina Sojola Nabobani ?
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Blamer umamakho ngokuthy ube mfishane ngoba wuye o wathy ungayifaki yonke
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