Ayikho i-team LeBora njenge-kaizer chips nowadays
I wonder why they don’t take a break,
and come back sebayi- Kaizer chips the legacy -njenge-Generations
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Sometimes akuwona amaphupho amabi Wena washa izingubo zokulala
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Hmm ama Nazaretha ayaluthanda UCansiii
Nize nilufake ekhwapheni nj impela
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Indoda eqotho mabethi
“Bbe angina data” ithi yona
Bbe relax soxox kusas mas unalo
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Teacher: Junior njengoba ulate kanje namuhla ukhethani ukuthi ngikubuze imbuzo emihlanu elula, kumbe ngikubuze owodwa onzima?
Junior: ngikhetha owodwa onzima teacher,
Teacher: okay zingaki inkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Junior: 5000 teacher’
Teacher: ukuthatha ngaphi lokho?
Junior: sivumelane ngombuzo owodwa manje lowo omunye ngowani? Ngicela usuke emnyango ngingene.
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Zulu girls be like:
“i might be stupid kodwa angisona isilima”
Hebanaa
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Him : don’t green me
Her:????
Him: ungangizazi
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IMOZULU kaJANUARY
Liza kuthi gqwa gqwa ngeeCent ezimbalwa kwiBank Account eziliqela.
Ngenxa yalaa msinga weStationery neUniform kothanda ukufudumala phaya koShoprite nooSpar, lide linwenwele phaya koJet, koPep nakoWoolworths, ngenxa yamaxabiso.
Liza kukhuph’iintlanzi emanzini komatshonisa nakwiz’kopari, ligqatse emiqolweni ukuya kwiAA namanqina.
Linamaqhwa kwitarvern nakoSpur, ukuya koKFC, koMcDonald naphaya koFood Lovers. Uyacetyiswa mbukeli uzigulise uthi unesisu.
Kulindeleke ingqele kwiiWallet neeBra zomama, andisathethi ke ezibhankini liya kuqhaqhazelisa amazinyo zii-overdrafts.
Linomoya okhatshwa zibhotile zamanzi phaya kwiiFridge neekhabhati till next month.
Xesh’elimnandi !!!
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Hi Babe imoto yam iyahlupha ngiku N3 between Nkosi St & Majola Rd. Problem ngathi yiWindscreen ye engine. I-fanbelt ayifuni ukuvula i-bonnet yeboot. Dashboard ayingeni kuReverse plus i-spare wheel siphelelwe i-brake fluid. Ngapha amaVeiw mirrors adinga i-oil. Kunzima love I’m not sure ukuthi ngizofika in time for Valentines!
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Umbona ngok’hlafuna uswidi
Ukuth
Akakwaz uk’bekezela :/
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Kaze abakwaFacebook bawususa nini u-like button? Ses’yabonga, sikhathele yiwo,
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Mshaye mshayeeeeeee umuntu wakho😑
umshaye ngempama
Umlahle ngesbhakela umtshele ngangijwayeli kabi…
umtshel…sferb angzwani naso
mmmmshaye mshaye….umuntu wakho
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Uthi ushaya i style uvele uthole piece weSolezwe eznqeni za mamaz
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Private hospital:good morning sir..how are you?
Public hospital:and then wena?
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Distruction Boyz
is da reason
why KZN got low %
Angith beniphezu komunye kufundwa
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Haiy, bayaganwa abantu la ngaphandle. Ngivele ngilobole umuntu ohlulwa nawuku boiler iqanda.
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