Lolz Love ths one😂😂😂
Joke by Nonhle Snothando Marawhy
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Convo between senzo n cashier
Cashier: bhuti your card has been declined😒

Senzo:manje umemezela uban nezinywele kwangathi impepho

Uthengele umuntu iCup ngeValentine, then two weeks later uyithole isiphakathi kwesaka leRice.

Ladies, indoda engasebenziyo uyinika kanjani iNumber esebenzayo?
What happened to merit kanti.?

“Nawe uyahleka”?

Kubuza umuntu owazi onke amaSecret wakho

Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi

I learned that girls are impressed by material things in 2001,
when I heard Noxolo singing
“Iskipa s’ka Jonny esbhale u7 siyang’chaza”

Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.

Wena????