This year sicela ukubuyelwa ilamantombazane akhala aziphonse phansi uma sibajolela hayi laba abasijolela back😂

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UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.

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Izingane zasekhweni azinamfundiso enhle, izolo ebusuku uthi lona komunye, “Ngiyakuthatha ukudla okuzosala kuloya malume!”

Ngimlayile-ke lo mshana, ngidle ngaze ngalikhotha ipleti. 😐

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Washo ke ukuthi uzobanyisa ngomhlaka 1 Jan wakhohlwa umaRamaRama, uRamaphosa madoda wazokunyisa nyiiii.

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Senghlezi ngicuphe I alarm ngfuna livuse umuzi kababa

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Angithi sonke siyavumelana ukuthi iplate ebelinesinkwa asiliwashi kodwa siyalithintitha
😂😂😂😂😂

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Kwawa incwadi, sagoba sobabili sayicosha. Saphakama kwahlangana amehlo, ngamamatheka. 🙂 Wathi: “Usinekani?”
Ey, ngoba amantombazane izinja. 😥

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LET ME TELL YOU DA TRUTH😏☝
INDODA IYAFANA NOJESU😑☝
IBATHANDA BONKE ABANTU BAYO

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Theken ihlukana nawe days
before ikutshele😟

SENZO :Mpho wabantu

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Juss imagine dating a girl with a short hair bese niyophushana eBarber Shop

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Umehluko phakathi kuka vrou nonkosikazi.Unkosikazi angapheka late uyabuzwa.U vrou yena akupholisw’amaseko uyabhaxabulwa

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Inbox
You see i dont know Zulu well but there is
this girl i like and she keeps saying “wena
ubheda kakhulu”
I guess she means i am “better and cool”

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Abazali bafike basizale basifundise ukukhuluma sikhule sibathuke basifundise ukuhamba sikhule sihambe sikhohlwe yibo, ay siynkinga bakwethu, akenazise abazali benu bakithi umuphe noma upondo nje, ibuhlungu lento eniyenza kubo

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