Izolo sike sa-Complainer nge mayonnaise engamnandanga✋sidakiwe
Mangvuka ekuseni nansi isavaliwe
Kodwa angiyitholi i-aqueous cream

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Ave kumnandi kuhlal phambi emcimbin kuma reserved chair if sebekususa laph kungasena ndaw emva😂😂😂🤣

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So nifike nimithisane nodwa then nithi iyntombi zethu azikhiphe oR200 ukuza Kuma Babyshower mabengenzi nithi ama Fake Friends.🙄😏

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U will think u know all colours until some people start sending u wedding invitation. That’s when you’ll see that your primary teacher simplified your syllabus.
U’ll see something like this:-

Acid Green on Fushia Purple or Titus Silva’ with a little touch of Ojuelegba Blue.

Bride’s family to wear Cockroach Brown with Custard Yellow.

Groom’s family: Combination of Jollof Yellow with Fufu White’ using Akara Gold as fila and gele

Friends: Coconut White with Moimoi yellow on Agama Lizard Head Red’ Other guests should wear Pomo Brown on Alligator Pepper Green with a touch of Onion Purple & Maggi Yellow.

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December is such a problematic month 😩 . Ungaz’thola udakiwe , uhleli ka Shembe thinking it’s an all white themed party

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Akekho ushothi okhuluma kancane yey ave anomsindo lama secret socks😂😂😂

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Uthi usalele esbhedlela ubone uDoctor ekhuluma nabantu baka AVBOB bekhomba wena.

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At work
Whites: Has the boss arrived yet?
Blacks: Usefikile ubaba wakho?

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Yaz ngihalela ukuhleka ukuthi njeh sengikhohliwe ukuthi ngizothi ngihlekan

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Nelisiwe Magcaba maphumulo Magcaba maphumulo Magcaba maphumulo Magcaba maphumulo Magcaba maphumulo Magcaba maphumulo Magcaba maphumulo

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Losisi utsi di man uphe umtwana omuhle
Kodwa yena hayii jooh ubuhlungu lomuntu (mubi)

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(Post by Mthandeni)
Mhla ngizikhiphe NoNonhlanhla 🙄👫 ay sifike sithenge iNkukhu 🐔 e Nando’s ,ejabule efe eth ujwayele i Kfc🙄 Ay sihambe siyohlala e park🏝 saqala Sadla saphuza ne juice 🍹ngathi sengisuth wasala wadla yedwa umlenze 🍗 saqeda saqabulana kwamnand💏 .
if sesihamba ngith asiqoqe ukudla, avele akuthathe kuqala akufake ku plastic then akufake ku dust bin🚮inhliziyo ishaye ngamandla ngith asambe ngimuphelezele ngimufake kwi taxi🚈 eyakubo ngivalelise, ngiphindele ngiyolanda lo kudla but ngidrayise ngokungena e mall kuqala ngiphume ngith ngiwela i robort 🚦uma ngiqhamuka nje nangu usephethe lo plastic shuth uphume ngenye indlela 😦 ay sijahane epark 🏃🏃 sibanga u plastic, angazi washayeka nin ngetshe, isandla sangena nin sonke E🍑 ukuth amaphoyisa afika nin but namanje ngisahamba icala le assault😞

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Ama boyfriend wenu talk a lot on the phone, once wam’ vakashela ukupha amaLemon Cream adlale no music ka Sjava athule athi duuuu🤫, after every 10min umuzwe athi…… “yaaaah ng’yakuzwa ke ma-Phindi-Phindi”✋

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Relationshipically ngiku Life Support nakhona odoctor sebefuna ukucima imshini😭😭😭

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Seniyenzile i-pregnancy test or nizozwa senihalela uphuthu 🍚 nescabha 🚪?

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