Hanging out with ppl who smoke weed,
nizothula 30 minutes wonke umuzwe esethi
“ey ngya kuzwa wena mft”
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Ngehlelwa yibhadi etaxin ngishaywa yingane uthi Mama wayo ngingaviki izokhala
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When you’re trying to hide your slender girlfriend at night
Boom💣💣💣
Your uncle whispers to you:
“Mshana ngcela umoba ngikubonile ungena nawo”😎😎😎
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Uma u fake izinyo akusho ukuthy u ya baba😂😂
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A girl asked gogo why don’t you
share your spoon with us.
Gogo: angisho nimunya maPipi
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{Phone Rings:☎}
••°°••°°••
Sidechick: John’s phone hello!
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Mainchick: Ngcela mnikati we phone please…🙏
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Sidechick: Yima kancane usafaka I condom sesi.
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Ngine nkinga la, uma ngike ngalala nentombazane ivele ithole umsebenzi ngaksasa or ipromotion🤞🤣🤣🤣
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Sthandwa sami kule weekend ekhaya kunomsebenzi
OK sthandwa since nginga sebenzi usho kuthi ngifake I CV ?
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Ngihambeke nomnganami sishaye indowo ngimbonise ikatsilami,endlelenisilambe ngithenge isinkwa he thinilafishi,athenge isinkwanaye he can ye coke.umasengilivula ithini lafishi avule I can ye coke ngizwengqye sememeza…
chini kuthenizingaphumikumi ezibhelekexe eziphuma phakuwe
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Ebhayibhelini ayeli tshumi(10) amankazana elinde umyeni oyedwa(1)lina ngokuba babili nje kuphela endodeni selikhiphana amehlo
fundani iBhayibheli liyekele ubuthutha babonyoko
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Wife : Wena Phuthi ngibone uSusan ekwenze I profile picture yakhe.?
Me: Ohh ok.
Wife : Uthi ok njani mina ngikutashela. Uyini kaSusan wena?
Me: Ngiyi Profile picture yakhe angithi nguwe otsho njalo.
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The struggle of pronouncing “Listeriosis” still
continues in south africa Police Stations
Bathi “isifo sa polony”
yin yona leyo sifo sapoloni
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👩: Sthandwa samie😍😍❤️
👨: Eiy Slie anifani nje ukubona umuntu e-online Nnx
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Umuntu abe mubi 🐸aqede abemnandi 🍑aybo nayi inyama yangaphakath bo 😋
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*Matatizo ni nini???*
“`Matatizo ni pale unapokuwa umefika ukweni usiku na haja kubwa ikakubana na hukuwa unajua choo kilipo, ukatoka nje na kujisaidia kwenye majani kumbe ni mboga asubuhi ukasikia mama mkwe anasema kuna mjinga kajisaidia kwenye mboga na kaangusha pochi yake hapohapo haa! Vile unajisachi pochi hamna na kulikuwa na passport,vitambulisho, kadi ya benki, pesa zaidi ya laki 2 na nusu, funguo za nyumba yako,
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A sangoma enters a taxi and asks “Iyaphi le taxi”?
Then a drunk man answered “shaya mathambo.
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