“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.

“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.

“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.

“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.

“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.

Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”

Jehova! 🙆🏽‍♂️
Kanti senzeni thina kangaka?

Sanibonani emini, bengifuna ukusho nje ukuthi ngimuhle, and ngisazoba worse. Ngiyabonga.

Oh, and futhi anginisabi.

Kuthwa omunye ubaba wayelenhliziyo embi so uNkulunkulu wathi kuye qamba into ofuna ngkwenzele yona then umakhelwane wakho ngzomenzela double of whatever ozabe ukuqambile ubaba lwana wacabanga imota wabona ukuthi umakhelwane wakhe uzathola 2 wathi ngitsho wacabanga indlu wabona futhi ukuthi akwenzi wathi hayi Nkulunkulu ngcono ungkhiphe ilihlo

Bo Driver Iyekeni Lento
Yenu yokususa imonto
Singakahlali phansi
Yazi sengiqabul ugogo omubi
Kanjan la etaxin angibon njr
Ngizodla ngendlel engicikek ngayo

Kodwa ke iSlender naso mase sibhince iTowel kuvele Kube ngathi iShwarma.😣🚶

Ladies, ake sithi i-girlfriend allowance ngu-R2000:

1. Unomkhaba minus (-) R500
2. Ugqoka size 6+ 👠 minus (-) R500
3. Unamabele amancane minus (-) R500
4. Unesishwapha minus (-) R500

Ungathola malini ngenyanga?

In English:Wife material😋😊

In Zulu:Sdwedwe somfazi

Boy – l luv u girl

Gal- awula girlfriend yini

Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena

Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana

Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu

Gal- Fainted

Ntokozo Qo Mabuya > ‎Vaal University of Technology 2
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I think ABSA, FNB, Nedbank, Standard bank are bankrupt!
Yesterday I tried to draw money at all their ATMs got the same message.
INSUFFICIENT FUNDS!!!!