WHITES: I’m drunk🍻🍺
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Blacks: wena letha I CV ksasa ngzikhlanganisela😂

Le nto kaDuduzane Zuma izodlula, nibobuza uKwesta, ubhodla yedwa manje. 😏

Me: saubona driver….iyaphi taxi….
Him: Yebo….Jozi🙄
Me: malini itaxi
Him: angiyithengisi bhuti😏

Yhuuuu amageza so rude

So Nkunzi is dating Gabisile, whom he has a child with.
Gabisile who is Qhabanga’s ex wife.
Qhabanga who is dating Nkunzi’s ex wife
Nkunzi who is Qhabanga’s brother
Qhabanga who is Nosipho’s ex.
Nosipho who is MaNgcobo’s child
MaNgcobo who is Nkunzi’s ex wife

Yoh 👐 Uzalo’s writer is DRUNK XEM

Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”🐁🐁🐁
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”🐁
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Rich: Hello room service😞
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?😯
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry😐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them😕
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Rich: Jerry is here!

Yaz umjolo is not for everyone, unyise uBoity wayo thwasa wabuya waba uMrapper

Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.

Wena????

Guys idayiswa kuphi charger ye relationship
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