Umuntu ungamthand ngoba ubona sthombe sakhe
Saku FB cela ese ID
Mese niyabona nimisa kanjn

Hmm ama Nazaretha ayaluthanda UCansiii

Nize nilufake ekhwapheni nj impela

“Phezu kwakhe boy, ungamsabi!”

👦🏾: “Sawubona Mandisa, ubani igama lakho?

Ladies sometimes you have to surprise your mother-in-law and send her your nudes and be like “Bona ngwana wa hao o ja fresh jwang!!”

ISIDINGO…..THE NEED
IMBEWU….THE SEED

YIN OKUNYE OKULANDELAYO???😂😂😂✋

INSANGU…..THE WEED

Whites: No sweety don’t eat that
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Blacks: Yeeey wena phuuuu kaka

MUNTU SEYOZE AFE..ENGAKAZE AYIKHOTHE IMBENGE EYOMILE

Konje kusazoba mnandi empilweni yami, ngisazocabuza umkami uma silungiselela ukuya emsebenzini. 🤗 Zithi izingane zethu: “Eww… Get a room!”
Sihleke nomkami.

Guys when they catch their girl cheating will be “selalala kangaki?”
As if he is going to handle it well when she says 20 times.
Dont ask things you won’t handle pliz.