Ubuhle bendoda zinkomo zayo –
beautiful man is the cow

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Caroly: They catch me male Cow

Me : What 😮

Caroly: They Catch Me Bull

Me: khuluma isiZulu Tuu😏

Caroly: Bang’bambe inkunzi hau Charlie

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Whites: I’m a breadwinner at home 🏠
Blacks: Udla mine.. Ukaka mine.. Ubhodla mine.. Ugcoka mine

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Kant kungani Indoda edlisiwe inenkani mayitshelwa ngosiyazi?
Ibani niphephula ngisageza amabhodwe

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Umjolo unyisa umuntu ovuka ekuseni aye emsebenzini,
uyini-ke wena osadla istambu ngerula eskoleni?

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Uthi unguthisha ubone umfundi gulukudu ngewindi mawumbuza ukth wenzani uzwe esethi bengphuthuma iskhathi

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Mhlaka 31 December, 11:59, 5, 4, 3, …….
Uvele uphiswe ukbhosha into eLA ⌚ 🚑🚔🚦
😂😂😂😂

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U Poste umama wakho ubone ngomashonisa a commenta
“Awutshele leso sgebengu sibambe ifoni”

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If yu think money is the only thing that changes istep somuntu then awukaboni umuntu ophethe isikhiye salapho okulenyama lotshwala emfeni

-Ufuna ukuncengwa
-Ufuna ukuqakezelwa
-Khona ke ukuhlala ecatshile ukuze adingwe

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Sindi.: kungani ukhiphe inamba yami efonini Yakho

Thami: ingiqedela I – battery

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Uma ngingafunzwanga istubheli 🍓 this year, ngiyayeka ukujola. Kuyoba nini umuntu ehleshulelwa ummbila? 🌽

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CHRISTMAS HLAYA

Abaningi abazi ukuthi uDombi unkosikazi kaThibhoz wathola uMgwaja bengakashadi. Wayeneminyaka engu-16 uDombi ngenkathi umama wakhe eya naye kwadokotela. Wayekhala ethi uyagula uDombi.

“Yebo-ke mama, ngabe yini inkinga?” kubuza udokotela.

“Yindodakazi yami egulayo dokotela,” kuchaza umama kaDombi, “uDombi lo usenokuhalela ukudla esingajwayele ukukudla ekhaya, futhi usekhuluphele mumva nje futhi ungitshela nokuthi uzizwa engaphilile njalo ekuseni.”

Axilonge uDombi udokotela. Uthe lapho eseqedile, waphendukela kumama kaDombi wathi, “Angazi ngizokutshela kanjani lokhu mama, kodwa indodakazi yakho kubukeka sengathi ikhulelwe. Zine izinyanga uma ngibheka nje.”

“Ukhulelwe? Kanjani? Akakaze ashiywa yedwa nomuntu wesilisa! Ngabe ukhulelwe ngempela Dombi mntanami?”

Athi uDombi, “Cha mama, angikaze ngayiqabula ngisho ukuyiqabula indoda!”

Udokotela ahambe aye efasteleni, alunguze ngaphandle kuze kuphele cishe imizuzu emihlanu yonke. Ekugcineni aze akhulume umama kaDombi athi, “Ingabe kukhona okungahambi kahle dokotela, lapho ngaphandle?”

Aphendule udokotela, “Cha, akukho mama. Ukuthi nje ngesikhathi igcina ukwenzeka into enjengalena, kwavela inkanyezi empumalanga kanye namadoda amathathu ngaleya kwentaba. Angifuni ukuphuthelwa this time!”

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Umbona ngokubhala amaPex efika eMzini uMakoti ukuthi kusazonyiwa

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