Umuhle Sometimes🤗umubi sometimes✋engathi ungasinika i- timetable ye-Sometimes Yakho yobuhle🤷♂️ ngeke phela sibukane nawe uyidumbe
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Muzophuza 🥃🍷🍾nathi kuloDecember,ufika ne-slip se-grocer yakini neVN yomzali wakho ethi “ngiyabonga mtanami” . Sikhathele nje ukuqalekiswa abazali benu thina 🤞🏽🙄😂
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When you ask your boyfriend ukuthi nibangaki kyena avele athi “Ninodwa” 😂😂 unye nyi
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UMkhulu nogogo Nhlabathi babengenayo ingane impilo yabo yonke ngenhlanhla embi bafa bobabili engozini yemoto bangcwatshwa.
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Angazi uscroller uyaphi ezansi ngoba ngishilo ukuthi bafa bangcwatshwa manje ufunani?or ufuna ilifa?
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Uthi utshengisa abangani bakho isithombe sabea wakho bavele bengamcomi uze uthi ukuthi akaveli kahle Lana😪🙄
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Painful memory……
Today marks exactly 3years, 7months, 4days since umuntu othengisa amafreezits entumbane complex wabaleka le change yami
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Mantombazana ngicela ningibuzele kulabo bhuti be straight-back ukuthy yin inkinga yabo…..ngoba no usher akasawendzi lama simba no jub jub imbala. .
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Mina ngfun ndoda enemali mawuthi yabuka ngath ImbuZi ehudayo
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Me: saubona driver….iyaphi taxi….
Him: Yebo….Jozi🙄
Me: malini itaxi
Him: angiyithengisi bhuti😏
Yhuuuu amageza so rude
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Weqiwe i-plate emngcwabeni, uthi uyaduba uyahamba, uvese uwise insimbi yetende uzwe sekuthiwa: “Unjena-ke uma esesuthi!”
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John vuligate ifuna engathi ungaba neAss nyana ngoba asikwazi ukudunuselwa uBhajane
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Kolo December ✋
Galfriend: “Bbe ukuphi ?”
Boyfriend: “endlini why?”🤔
Galfriend: “ngithole u Moreki, geza uzenze i Gay sizophuzumuntu”🤷♂️
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Ngenkathi usazitika ngalo uliququda, wawuxoxela abangani uthi”Haiy oe Uyayenza lento. Manje usukhathele Ilona ulibiza ngo-kleinjie, ungabonga☝️. Uxoxele umuntu o wrong. Kwayena ulikhipha uFuckin.
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Nase Durban sicela iMall of Africa.Uma ingekho indawo nisuse noma iLamontville🙏
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On a Friday, kwitekisi eya KwaMashu, kukhale i-phone iphendule intombazane, ”Baby, I’m in a taxi ngiyobona ugogo eMlazi, ngicela ungifakela i-airtime.”
Kukhale enye i-phone iphendule enye intombazane, ”Baby, ngisaya emshadweni kamzala ePMB, ngizobuya Monday.”
Kukhale enye iphendule nenye, ”Baby, kushone umalume I’m in a taxi manje eya eMpangeni, ngicela ungifakela imali yokubuya.”
Wabe esekhalile uMdelwa e-back seat, ”We-driver awungehlise! Kanti iyaphi kahle kahle le taxi?”
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Umfake emsebenzini umuntu omnyama ma ehola avele athenge imbuzi ahlabe abonge amadlozi wena akhohlwe ngawe.
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