UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.

Noma ungaze uyifende indoda uze ubuye phezukwayo uma ingakufuni ayikufuni cc izoza kuwe uma ixabene nomuntu wayo 🤣🤣..

Ai bafendeni anginamona ngibulawa ukushima🤣🤣

When Mom Joined Facebook

19:00 : Mom is typing
19:20 : Mom is typing
19:35 : Mom is typing
19:52 : Ngwanake

Breaking news

Just received a message saying Zodwa Jali is Zodwa Wabantu’s Daughter

Intombi eza ngamasimba uyibona ngokufika icela itoilet ifika nje…

With us men its better to forget a tissue when
you go to the toilet than to forget your phone.
Icala elibomvu lelo!!!

Uthi uvakashel i-boyfriend yakho you
misplace your phone and you ask him to
borrow you his phone, ubone wallpaper its
you uthi uyaslide uthole kune password
uthi “babe ipassword” avele akunyise athi
“your name hun ” uthi ushaya number
yakho ibhalwe ‘my wife ‘ kuvele kuthi
shishiliza nge ass phansi. Uthi usangen Ku
WhatsApp wakhe profile uwena , gallery
kugcwele wena Facebook kwi bio uwena,
awkodwa ngelosi yomjolo . Athi babe nali
card lase FNB… Uthi I_pin bbe? Athi your
date of birth hun Aaahw Jesu this guy
you say…
Uthi usaguquka embhedeni uvele
uphaphame ephupheni unye nyi

Uyezwa umuntu ethi ufuna ukuthatha ibreak othandweni.
Why angathathi konke nelunch ne after school ahambe once.