Uxabane nogogo wasestradini sakho uzwe ethi, “Why la mafu angavali? Kuvele kunyiwe once maan!”

2018 sfuna lokhu Him: Bae ngcel kuba nawe today Her: Eish angikho yaz, bt kzoza uSisi wami ..Love you!!

U Poste umama wakho ubone ngomashonisa a commenta “Awutshele leso sgebengu sibambe ifoni”

EY mngani uyitholile I massage yam!? Usho yiphy? Ohhh Lee othe ufuna 500😌 Yha Ahh zange ngiyibone

Uyakwazi ukuzitshwa isesheli esik’shela kamnandi? 😩 Lapho udane u-checker u-last seen.😌 Ufise nok’buza: “Angishelwa yini namhlanje?”

“ngizofaka kancane” Which other begging line do you know??

Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!” Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.” Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”

Vocadom . . . .woooh✋ ngsacel ubuyel emuva ufunde kahle😁😁