My biggest worry in life is that the same pegs that are used to pin down panties is the same that are used to pin down the dish towels and to clip shut a packet of milk.
Angilali ngalento
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Phone rings
Side chick : hello
Main chick : ngicela umnikati we phone
Side chick : usafaka I condom, can I take the message?
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Mzukwane bengibamba inkunzi baqeda bathi “Awujaive sbone awukwatanga”
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Inkinga yamantombazane yokuthana imali kakhuli abangodli emakubo
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90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat.. 🐈
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!😨
Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.
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Sisi uya prevent kodwa kwamanje u single
Udliwa yini ngune mbeza ? 😃
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After breaking a plate:
White parents: “are you okay? Don’t touch it,it will cut you”
Black parents: “zibulale zonke,angithi zithengwe wuwe”
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Ngahlulwa i maths yase taxin
ngaze ngamemeza
BAKHOKHE BONKE E FRONT SEAT
YASE BACKSEAT$
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Uma nje nkosi yami ngingazitholela intombi eythandayo, esebenzayo. Futhi ezihloniphayo. Angiyifuneli izinto eziningi bakwethu, ngifuna nje ukuyiququda, nami Kade kwasa bengiququda. Nami ngifuna ukuyiququda nginga phazanyiswa muntu.
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Lento ifana nokuthi uthi uphuma ebathroom kade ugeza, kodwa uthole ukuthi kunempukane nje, ekulandelayo. Kanjani ukade ugeza? Kusho kukhona ekuzwayo .
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Sifile u- Nozibusiso Bubuh Ndwandwe ne make up engathi Ishlama se peanut butter🙍♂️ namhlanje.
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Girl : babe vuka uyemsebenzini!
Boy: Angisebenzi mina, bengifuna ungiqome njee!
Girl :😫😫!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.
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“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.
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“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”
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Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”
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Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.
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Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.
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Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”
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Ngithatha iskere ngisika i calendar
Inhloso yam ngfuna kuhlukanisa
Unyaka
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Mubheka Ksazo kikizwa Kini Ngenxa Yakho🤭Noma Ngya Hhema Angyeke Ukqina🤨
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UBongi ngimbone egibele phezu kwendlu ngambuz a kuthy wenzani wathi ubheka iviki elizayo🙆🙆
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