CHRISTMAS HLAYA

Abaningi abazi ukuthi uDombi unkosikazi kaThibhoz wathola uMgwaja bengakashadi. Wayeneminyaka engu-16 uDombi ngenkathi umama wakhe eya naye kwadokotela. Wayekhala ethi uyagula uDombi.

“Yebo-ke mama, ngabe yini inkinga?” kubuza udokotela.

“Yindodakazi yami egulayo dokotela,” kuchaza umama kaDombi, “uDombi lo usenokuhalela ukudla esingajwayele ukukudla ekhaya, futhi usekhuluphele mumva nje futhi ungitshela nokuthi uzizwa engaphilile njalo ekuseni.”

Axilonge uDombi udokotela. Uthe lapho eseqedile, waphendukela kumama kaDombi wathi, “Angazi ngizokutshela kanjani lokhu mama, kodwa indodakazi yakho kubukeka sengathi ikhulelwe. Zine izinyanga uma ngibheka nje.”

“Ukhulelwe? Kanjani? Akakaze ashiywa yedwa nomuntu wesilisa! Ngabe ukhulelwe ngempela Dombi mntanami?”

Athi uDombi, “Cha mama, angikaze ngayiqabula ngisho ukuyiqabula indoda!”

Udokotela ahambe aye efasteleni, alunguze ngaphandle kuze kuphele cishe imizuzu emihlanu yonke. Ekugcineni aze akhulume umama kaDombi athi, “Ingabe kukhona okungahambi kahle dokotela, lapho ngaphandle?”

Aphendule udokotela, “Cha, akukho mama. Ukuthi nje ngesikhathi igcina ukwenzeka into enjengalena, kwavela inkanyezi empumalanga kanye namadoda amathathu ngaleya kwentaba. Angifuni ukuphuthelwa this time!”

Majita umfazi uyasizwa during women on top🍊🍆musa ukulala sengath uwelwe ikhabethe nyakaza nawe mjita eyyy

Manje ngoba kuthiwa I must follow my dream, njengoba ngiphupha intombi yakho ngenzenjani

When you think she’s screaming because you’re
hitting it right kanti lutho iSpring sembhede syamhlaba

Ngicela usizo guys, ngifuna umuntu ozogada ugogo wami 👵🏽 ona-88 years. Lo muntu ngizomkhokhela R2 500 ngenyanga, ukudla ngizomthengela kanye nama-cosmetics.

Ugogo ubehlala nomalume, washona umalume. Wahlala no-anti, washona u-anti. Wahlala nomfazi kabhuti, washona umkamfowethu. Wahlala nomzukulu wakhe, washona naye. Manje bengimqashele omunye usisi, naye ushonile last week.

Ngiyan’cela baf’ethu, ugogo uhleli yedwa manje. 🙏🏼 🙏🏼

Uma ngiphosta ihlaya elibhuquzisayo:

Normal people – 😂
Slow learner – 👍🏽