Umfaz ongathembekile , uthi ngelinye ilanga esemakhaya kufona I boyfriend yakhe manje unenhlon ukumtshela ukuthi esemakhaya :
Boyfriend: bae ukuphi ?
Girlfriend: ngise KFC
Boyfriend: manje why kukhala inkukhu
Girlfriend: ba deliver i stock
(Kkkkk cha ngeke sisi amanga angaka )
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Even if I die without a car
Oksalayo ngiyo hamba ngayo emathuneni
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Ezulwini njalo akunama Make up🌚 sizonihleka size sibambelele ngo Jakobe😐
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Wake wajola no Simon kaJohn😍🥰. Into ehlezi ikubuza ukuthi”uyangithanda nah? ❤️?
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Doctor: ngingak’siza ngani?😊
Patient: nginenkinga yok’khohlwa..
Doctor: icale nin lenkinga?😊
Patient: yiph’inkinga?😠
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Black parents be like
“Yabonake aythukwa inhlamba laykhaya uyezwa masimbskho?
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THISHA: “Ok class! Umeleni uHIV?”
CLASS: “Asazi thisha, mhlawumbe weswele is’tuli sok’hlala!😂😂
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Ngisathi ngiyokolotisa emakuleni…
Ngathola kuno My friend omusha….
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Ngiyakwazi njalo ukubona u-like ohamba nomona. 😐
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SAthi siyothenga ama Gown wathi “its gay” buka manje uhudula
i Blanket indlu yonke ngathi Umsotho😐
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Ngiphuphe ngiyeke utshwala.
Akekho yini umuntu owazi ukulahlisa amaphupho amabi?
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Ukube bekuya ngami, bengizohlala ngi-single,
manje-ke le nto 🍆 ayilidli ipapa.
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Kaze ngikubone umhlolo oso ng I the mangithatha uhambo lwami oluya e Town losesi bekahleli phambikwami akusimubi akasimubi was ho isesi athi ayaph budi😂😂usesi amazinyo awunuki awanuki guy pls asigezeni Shem😂
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Lifike lincelwe ingane encane ibele nithule
Ebese lincelwa indoda sewuyahayiza ey ngoba nina ave ni actor kamnand!!
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Ungabuzi indlela emuntwini okhuluma isiTshangane. Ngeke ufike la oya khona.
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Ungezwa ethi “Famba straight itafika lahaya,iku ehh,iku ihh,iku ohh,ifamba futhi ifika lahaya iku ohh, iku ahh,iku ehh,iku ihh,ifamba ilanguta kathlelo rasinene itavona gate ro bhasa hingena…”
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Do ladies also look at a guy and say
“uyabo lo mangingamthola ngingamvithiiiiiiiizaa🤔
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