Kunabantu abavuswa abantu babo,
wena uvuswa umchamo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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NgiseRussia, ubani ofuna ngimphathele
amaRussian when I get back?

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Ngizwa abantu bethi eyamadoda ayipheli kodwa mina eyami iphelile iNivea For Men yamadoda engiyigcobayo

#Stherayza

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Men’s Conference, Room 131 kwenziwa i-vocal coaching, angithi sifuna ukukhuluma njengoKwesta.

“Uyabona somosha kakhulu.”

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Hanging out with ppl who smoke weed,
nizothula 30 minutes wonke umuzwe esethi
“ey ngya kuzwa wena mft”

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Udle nomlungu umbone edla isishebo sodwa, 🍛 awumkhuze ngizwe.

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That awkward moment when you ask your bae that
“baby sibangaki kuwe?”
And they say “Niyi-wedwa”

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Kubuhlungu ukujola nomculi woMaskhand ngob wamala usaleqamb’ingoma ngawe

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Hmm ama Nazaretha ayaluthanda UCansiii

Nize nilufake ekhwapheni nj impela

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Lona udinga induku “kusho wena nabangani bakho ningeke ningenze lutho😜😜

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NGEKE UBE NESIBINDI NJENGOMUNTU EDAKIWE.

UBheki ufika udakiwe kubo, kune-family meeting. Baphelele bonke.

GOGO: 👵🏽” Hawu lo mntwana! Ufika udakiwe futhi?”
BHEKI: 😡 “Thula wena salukazi ndini! Le nto engakwazi ukufaka i-airtime efonini.”

BABA: 👨🏽‍🦱 “Hawu! Ukhuluma nomama kanjalo?”
BHEKI: “Awukahle-ke wena, umithise umfazi wabantu.”

BAB’OMNCANE: 👨🏼‍🦱 “Hhayi bo! Wemfana khuzeka!”
BHEKI: “Uthini-ke wena owondla ingane okungeyona eyakho?”

MAMA: 🙆🏼‍♀️ “Bheki mfana wami…”
BHEKI: 😯 “Wena-ke nje, ngizomtshela ubaba ukuthi kade ukuphi izolo.”

MFOWABO: 👦🏽 “Hawu bafo, kahle…”
BHEKI: “Hhayi! Awume kancane wena, lent’edlisiwe.”

SISI WAKHE: 👧🏽 “Hhayi Bheki! Kwanele manje!”
BHEKI: “Wena usuyamazi ubaba wale ngane oyikhulelwe?”

MALUME: 👨🏾‍🦱 “Hhayi mshana!”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke konje wafa kanjani umalumekazi njengoba usucebile?” 🤔

ANTI:🙆🏽‍♀️ “Hawu bakithi”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke nje ngizosho ukuthi ngakubamba wenzani nobaba walaphaya ngaphesheya kwaZwane.”

MKAKHE: 😲 “Awu, kodwa babakhe!”
BHEKI: “Thula wena, abakufuni la ekhaya, bathi udla imali yami!” 😡

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Mmusi Maimane born 6 June 1980
Julius Malema born 3 March 1981
Floyd Shivambu born 1 January 1983
Mbuyiseni Ndlozi born 9 May 1985

Wena lokhe uhlezi uthi umelele ukuthi abadala bakulungisele izinto bona abafana be age yakho belungisa izinto just next door

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NGEKE ISABHALWA KWANONGOMA EXAM😞😞😞
AMA QUESTION PAPER ASIDLIWE UMUHLWA

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Your Grandmother ask you about your final report

Granny: uhambe njani eskoleni

Kid: nge-Main Road

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Nywe nywe nywe
I dnt hv a bae for Valentines day

syeke msoooon
mina angnababa nge Fathers day

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