Uma ebulala ICockroach ngesi chathulo 👞 , uyi gay lowo

Indoda yangempela ifaka emlomeni idle😂

Ayikho neyodwa intombazane yaseMlazi 👩engenayo I Ex ye Pakistan 👳

Akekho owazi i-crèche eno-NSFAS? 🤔

Sengiphelile amashumi ekuseni. 😩

A girl asked gogo why don’t you
share your spoon with us.
Gogo: angisho nimunya maPipi

Zulu is simple compared to English
English: “stop what you’re doing right now
.
” zulu:”yeey!”

Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! 😲 Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time. 😩

Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. 😕 Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. 😣 Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”

Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! 🤔 Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.

Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.

Ulale nomzulu wakho Omuhle
Uvuke ne- Venda
Fuseg make up✋