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ushawai kula kitu tamu hadi ukikumbuka unaanza kulamba vidole??
Mimi cjawai ?😂
Mzee alikuwa anaomba Mungu kwa bedroom
na kiingereza “Thank you for Mercy, Thank you
for Joy, Thank you for Grace, I now have
Faith……”
Wife akaingia bedroom kwa fujo na kukatisha
maombi…… “Heh! Nilijua tu huwezi tosheka
na mimi…. Nini umekosa kwangu ndio uende
kwa Mercy, Joy, Grace na Faith???
Mzee akajaribu kumweleza but wife was so
infuriated hakuwa anataka kumwelewa. Wife
akakimbia kitchen akachukua ile kisu kali
kabisa, akangoja mzee alale aanze
kung’orota. Akawekelea maji kwa gas
ikachemka thero-thero-thero. Akachungulia
akaona mzee ako in deep sleep
Akaenda, akachukua kuku walikuwa nayo,
akaichinja na wakati iliiva, akaita bwanake
wakakula pamoja wakaenda pekejeng
Endelea kiwaita sleepover ile siku dem atakufia kwako sijui utafanya aje!
Mamako anajua unanyonya vutu za kukojoa?
Ushawahi gongewa mlango kwa nguvu ukinyanduana na bae alafu kuenda kufungua unapata ni ule jirani mtiaji amekuja kukuomba chumvi
DNA test ya durha…Buti wamehe xava byala
U n’wa u langutisa nwana kahle
Maisha ni siri
Nan wakuifichua??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Day flani tukiwa chuo beste yangu amekam amenipata nje ya dinning hall nmetulia alafu akanisho hivi.
Yeye: niaje bro c unitolee form
Mimi:Ingia halo ndani ya dinning hall kuna form nyingi had zmepanguzwa utoe moja
Today a preacher in a public bus started preaching… “Leo nataka kuwasomea barua ya Paulo kwa Warumi”
A drunk man at the back asked him… “Kwa nini utusomee na sisi sio Warumi… Na kwanza nani amekwambia ufungue barua ya wenyewe???”
asiye funzwa na mamaye babake ni mwalimu
Babangu ameniita akaniuliza mjulus ni nini nikamwambia ni kijana, Sasa anashinda akiniita mjulus yangu
Kama huna pesa punguza kitambi we are tired of respecting wrong people
Niliambia caro nataka mtoto akanijibu uterus haiendi mahali nitafute pesa kwanza
Tusikizane vizuri,,, haikua kupenda kwangu kuishi Kwa nyumba ya mabati, ukikuja kwangu sio lazima ubishe mabati,🙄🙄🙄🙄😏😏😏 bisha Tu mlango ntakuskia nanii
Nakumbuka Chemistry paper 1 kulikuwa na hii swali “State 3 characteristics of bromine” Sasa mimi na ujinga yangu nikaandika characteristics za Bro wa mine😁