Her : Bbe Can I Saw You Today?
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Me : It’s either you leave me or you leave English

Grade 1 : I wanna be a Doctor
Grade 7 : I wanna be a Pilot
After grade 12 : Please download my tracks guys support local artists

Arguing with a woman it’s like wrestling with a pig in mud.
After an hour you realise the pig likes it

He was a widower and she a widow.
They had met for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail.
This 50th anniversary of their class, they had a wonderful evening, their spirits high.The widower throwing admiring glances across the table. The widow smiling coyly back at him.
Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, “Will you marry me?”
After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, “Yes…, yes I will!”
The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning he was troubled.
Did she say “Yes” or did she say “No?”
He couldn’t remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank.
He remembered asking the question but for the life of him he could not recall her response. With fear and trepidation he picked up the phone and called her.
First, he explained that he couldn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening.
As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her. “When I asked if you would marry me, did you say “Yes” or did you say “No?”
“Why you silly man, I said ‘Yes. Yes I will.’ And I meant it with all my heart.”
The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.
Then she continued, “And I am so glad you called, because I couldn’t remember who asked me!”

Victory ✌ is when u find ur crush struggling with a trolley 🚃 and then u come and push it with one hand

I’m not drunk, the floor just hates me,
the tables and chairs are bullies
and the walls get in my way.

All vendas were born cute it’s just that their
language squeeze their face

Guys imagine, the phone I bought with my own money
is now correcting my English

I Remember telling people who were in a Titanic that its going to sink and no one was interested in listening to me.
I screamed and said “get out now” and no one got off the ship. I screamed my lungs out and said “for the fucken last time, get out of that ship right now guys”.And That’s was the last time i warned the victims before i was thrown out of the cinema for good.