A day will come when the world will celebrate your name,
your fame, your personality and your views.
But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. 🙂
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ANNOYING 8 YEARS OLD SON.
Father:- Son can U pls go buy me a
soft drink
Son:- Coke or Pepsi?
Father:- Coke
Son:- Diet or regular?
Father:- Regular
Son:- Bottle or can?
Father:- Bottle
Son:- 500ml or 1liter?
Father:- Damn it!!!! Just buy me
water!!!!
Son:- Natural or mineral?
Father:- Mineral
Son:- Hot or cold?
Father:- I am gonna strike U with a
broom, U idiot
Son:- Stick broom or soft broom?
Father:- Stop this U little animal
Son:- Cow or pig?
Father:- Get the hell out of here, U
bastard!!!!
Son:- Now or later?
Father:- Now!!!!
Son:- So U gonna throw me out or
not?
Father:- I am gonna kill U!!!!
Son:- With a gun or knife?
Father:- I am gonna shoot U little,
bastard!
Son:- In the head or stomach?
Father:- U pest!!!!
Son:- Cockroach or rat?
Father:- Fuck U!!!
Son:- With a condom or flesh?
Father:- (Faints)
Son:- Are U dead or sleeping?
Lol…..
Any words for the Son…?
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If you knew how they talk about you BEHIND your back..
You wouldn’t be so quick to call everybody your friend.
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Stop posting your problems on Facebook and
start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us..!!
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I don’t trust girls who visit me with Large Handbags.
I once lost a Fridge,
Washing Machine and my brother
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You can’t play it safe your whole life and expect to reach your highest potential. You’ve got to be willing to take some risk..!
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Find someone who is proud to have you, scared to lose you, fights for you, appreciates you, respects you, cares about you and loves you unconditionally
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My Dad is the Best
He didn’t wanna
see me suffer so
He ran away
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“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”
— Woody Allen
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Whenever i have a problem I just sing
Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.😞😞
That gives me hope
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Love is a silent language
only the heart can speak
and only the soul can understand..
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I’m done blocking all the beautiful women
If you see this you know what it’s means
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To everyone going through any struggle or pain right now,
keep your head up, and keep on smiling,
you’ll get through it
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When you decide to trust Allah
you will reduce a lot of stress in your life.
All the praises and thanks be to Allah
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I just smoked weed for the first time and
this thing is so weak it has no effect on me.
Nothing has changed cause
I am still sitting on the TV watching the Sofa.
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is it a crime to stop taxi and greet all pessangers ,
i did it but i nearly got killed by pessangers and even too much insults,
“we are loosing our culture as africans
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