Me : so you the One dating ma Ex Gf
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Him : Yeah man . Why ?
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Me : I’m eating Pizza now , Do you want
left overs too
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Am gonna ignore you so hard that
you doubt your own existence
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You can’t blame someone for walking away
if you didn’t do anything to make them stay
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A young girl about to go on a 1st date with her boyfriend Trouble Chaser, she has been tutored by her grandmother. “He will try to kiss you, allow him”
“He will try to cuddle you, allow him.”
“He will try to lay you down and get on top of you, don’t allow him”
The girl asked : grandmother, why?. Grandmother said : “because if you do that, you have allowed him to disgrace you and all your family”. Girl said : “okay” and she left on her date. Several hours later she returned and grandmother asked “how did it go?”. Girl : “exactly as you said except when he laid me down and tried to disgrace our family, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family”
Grandmother fainted.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One word for this girl?.
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Trust is like an eraser.
It gets smaller with every mistake you make…
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We are looking for something that’s
doesn’t exist in in the real world .
It’s a fool world .
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Valentine’s day is around the corner,
surprise your girlfriend by
introducing her to your wife
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Maria: can, I don’t want to boknoy.
Nene: Oh, why will it be?
Mary: because every time nagses * x we always want a dog style.
Nene: Oh? That’s okay. It’s okay. What’s wrong with that?
Mary: it’s okay. But not on the street.
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A New Metal is added to Chemistry:
Name: WIFE
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Light when first found… tends to get heavier over the years with time.
Physical Properties :
– Boils at any time
– Can freeze at any time
– Melts if treated with love & care
– Very Bitter if Mishandled
Chemical Properties :
– Very Reactive
– Highly Unstable
– Possess Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
– Money Reducing Agent
Occurrence :
– Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
Please circulate to all scientists & non-scientists.
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There is a reason God put our eyes on the front of our body.
It’s so we can see where we are going,
not where we have been.
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If you treat me well I will treat you well but If you treated me like a Game
then I will show U exactly how its played…
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Man : “bby the way I love you,
I would even swim through an ocean just for you”
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Woman : “Really honey?”
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Man : “No I’m kidding dear, there are sharks in there”
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A dream you dream alone is only a dream.
A dream you dream together is reality
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Question: “What Is Will Power?”
Solid Answer: “It’s When You See 10 Notification, 20 Msgs & 30 Friend Reqeusts, And Still You Click . . . . . . . . . “Logout“
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Time won’t make you forget…
It will just make you grow up
and understand things more.
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Teacher: John what is 9-8
John : i don’t know sir
Teacher: okay you have 9 beers and ben takes 8 beers what will be left
John: 9 beers and a dead man
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