I was attending a Wedding ceremony with a gathering of about 500 people… I decided to take the front seat as usual, Then a lady started distributing food from the back but unfortunately the food din’t get to the front seats… Another Lady started sharing drinks she started from the front seat but unfortunately i had already moved to back because of what happened with the first Lady nd yet again, the drinks din’t get to the back sits… ” furious😠😠 i stood up, as i was about to leave, another Lady showed up with a Bowl ” I decided to satay, but this time i wasn’t going to let the food pass me by So stayed in the Middle 😍😊… I was so happy when i saw the Lady approaching me nd still Holding the Bolw which appeared to be full of something😊😊😊… Then The Lady Lowered the Bowl😍😍😍, Then Booom!!! only to find out that she was handing out toothpick’s

the worst thing about being in a relationship is that you have to bath even on weekends*

MTH101

If Chelsea lost 3-1 to Tottenham and lost 2-1 to wolves, calculate the margin in which they’re going to lose to city. Use hazard as the subject of the formula.

If Man city = X
Tottenham’s position = 3
Tottenham won (3-1)
Wolves’ position = 12
Wolves won (2-1)
Chelsea’s position = 4

X= 3 *(3-1)+12 *(2-1)/4

X= 3*2 + 12*1 /4

X =6 +12/4

X= 18/4

X = 4.5 ~5

X= 5

Manchester city will beat Chelsea by 5 goals

A Question Asked To A Student For (5 Marks)

Question: “Why Fire Engine Is Red In Color?”

Answer: “Because Fire Engine Has Ladder.

Ladder Has Steps.

Steps Are A Foot Long, And Is Measured By A Ruler.

A Ruler Can Be A King Or A Queen.

Elizabeth Was The Queen Of England.

Elizbeth Was Also The Name Of A Ship.

Ship Floats On Water.

Water Has Fish.

Fishes Have Fins.

Fins Are People From Finland.

The National Flag Of Finland Is Red.

So Fire Engine Is Red In Color.”

This Is How Engineering Students Write University Exams.

A woman called the police
station last Saturday evening
and said, “My husband has
gone out with a girlfriend
and right now am going after
them. I have a gun and when
I find them, I will kill both of
them right away”. The police
asked, “Where exactly have
they gone?”.
Woman: They went to watch
a certain Comedian show.
The police rushed quickly and
went to the place and made
sure they arrived earlier than
the woman. When they
reached the place, they took
the mic from the Comedian
and started announcing, “If
there is a married man here
and has come with a
girlfriend, you must leave
immediately. Your wife is
coming right now with a gun
to shoot both of you dead”.
The police were surprised
that the door became too
small as everyone was
running out and the show
ended because even the
Comedian himself ran out!!!

Only a married woman can handle his husband
when broke

Examining a female patient brutally beaten by her husband, Doctor tells her: “Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”
The woman immediately starts taking off her skirt and underwear.
The doctor shocked said: “No! No! Please! Put on your clothes! Just show me your tongue!”