I started fearing smoking weed,when I saw my neighbour’s son dancing to the sound of my generator. ..When I switched it off he asked me who sang that song ? Because I was afraid he would beat me , I answered ” Yamaha featuring Petrol”
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A man with money can change a broke woman’s life..❤
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A woman with money won’t even look broke man..
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When you’ve already said Goodnight😪 to your girlfriend👵
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Boom your crush is online📲
You’ll be left with no choice but to tell your girlfriend something like
“Babe I’m giving the phone to my little brother now, he wanna chat with his girlfriend”
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She’s complains when I give her a R200 note,
she is now asking for atleast four R50.00
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During sex I tried to speak dirty like those guys in
porn vids & said “Who’s yo daddy ”
Yoh she started crying & said “Ang’mazi”
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You Are Not Black Enough if You
Never Used 1 Book For 5 Subjects
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It pains me a lot when i pay my full fare
and the driver uses free gear..
boom.shame on you
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Your problems are small if you’re still praying in English my friend.
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African problems don’t understand English! ✋✋
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I found my late uncle’s SIM card on the drawer 😓 now I’m thinking of whatsapping his girlfriends and be like:👇
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“Hey baby, I’m back”
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That Awkward Moment When You Realize You’re Walking In The Wrong Direction..
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So You Hit Your Pockets Pretending You Forgot Something
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I hate people who can’t handle alcohol.
Yesterday my friends dropped me three times while carrying me home
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Don’t let the world change your smile ,
let your smile change the world ヅ
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Selfie Sticks were invented for
people who only look good from
a distance.
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Sometimes life just seems like chapters. Some good, some bad,
but all come together to create the story of our lives.
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Lionel Messi and Christiano Ronaldo ddnt just wake up become the best soccer players⚽⚽
They trained for a long time….
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So if your galfrnd is gud in bed😁
It is none of ma business
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A man married a beautiful girl. He loved her very much. One day she developed a skin disease. Slowly she started to lose her beauty. It so happened that one day her husband left for a tour. While returning he met with an accident and lost his eyesight. However their married life continued as usual. But as days passed she lost her beauty gradually. Blind husband did not know this and there was not any difference in their married life. He continued to love her and she also loved him very much.
One day she died. Her death brought him great sorrow.
He finished all her last rites and wanted to leave that town.
A man from behind called and said, now how will you be able to walk all alone? All these days your wife used to help you.
He replied, I am not blind. I was acting, because if she knew l could see her ugliness it would have pained her more than her disease. So I pretended to be blind. She was a very good wife. I only wanted to keep her happy.
Moral:- *Some times it is good for us to act blind and ignore one another’s short comings, in order to be happy*
*No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That’s the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don’t see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That’s UNITY.” May the Lord grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*.
1. _”Alone I can ‘Say’ but together we can ‘talk’._
2. _”Alone I can ‘Enjoy’ but together we can celebrate_
3. _’Alone I can ‘Smile’ but together we can ‘Laugh’._
*That’s the BEAUTY of Human Relations. We are nothing without each other*
STAY CONNECTED
*QUOTE OF THE DAY*
_The razor blade is sharp but can’t cut a tree; the axe is strong but can’t cut the hair._
*MORALS*; *Everyone is important according to his/her unique purpose,Never look down on anyone unless you are admiring their shoes*
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