‘Small minds have little worries,
big minds have no time for worries.
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I do miss you,
even when you are with me
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Everyone has an annoying friend.
If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
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Ladies, please try as much as possible to look like your profile picture.
This is the 10th time I have wasted my petrol
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They Says!.
Bad decisions make good stories
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I am still wondering what will happen if a pig 🐖 enters the gate of ZCC while they are busy praying😂😂😂
That day we must expect heavy storm or earthquake
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Life is about moving on, accepting changes and
looking forward to what makes you stronger
and more complete
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Tebza :Hello, I would like to order some guns please.
Gunsmith :Some what? (The line is bad)
Tebza :Guns(Getting louder)
Gunsmith :Sorry, I can hardly hear, please repeat
Tebza :(Screaming )GUNS!!! G for Jeep, U for Europe, N for knowledge and S for Eskom, GUNS u stupid fool!!!
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All Along I Thought I Was In A Bad Mood ,
Over Years And Years . I Guess This Is How I Am
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I don’t care if you’re not the richest
or most handsome guy out there
because if you can make me laugh
and handle my mood,
you’ll be able to keep me.
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Us men don’t care what other men wear , we don’t care even if a guy repeats clothes infact we don’t even notice that, We understand that every man has his own struggles,We sympathize with each other .. But when it comes Women they gossip about each other,spread lies about each other,Trash talk each other,Make fun of other woman’s struggle,… Very sad
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At My Age , i Still Don’t Know How To Comfort A Crying Person
.. i Just End Up Laughing
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Some idiot found my Bank card in Public when I was paying for my groceries literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! And he tried to keep it!! I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back because I saw him pick it up! But this idiot denied having it!! 😡😡😡 This is where it gets interesting 🙄.
A bigger idiot kept tapping the… See More
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When Going To School
.
White People
.
*2 Books📚
*1pen ✏
*1pencel
*Erasser 😁
*Apple🍏
*Textbook📖
*Charpner
*Banana🍌
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Black
*9books 😨
*Lunch Box 😢
*Machangane Bag :v
*12Textbook 😅
*Lunch Box For Shiit 😂
*Ponds😦
*Charger😑
*5Cellpone 🙂
*7Flip File :v
*Headset 😁
*Polish Nd brush :v
*LeTsela laho Phumula 😆
* mirror 😡
*Dawn☺
*Vaseline😣
*Strght cap 😢
*Backet Head 😂
*Scarf 😂
*7 BallPen :v
*HandClove 😊
*Tissue ☺
* Hair con 😕
*Bottle For Water 😦
*3Eraser 😉
*tablet 😃
*Laptop 😐
*Weed Nd Cigarette
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings several times until one of the men engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello?”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only R1500. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2012 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “R450000”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking R950000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
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When your salary is R3 500 and your child’s school fees is R1 500
And you hear him saying’ 1+3=13
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