Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, A Sin,
Or Doesn’t Text Back
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Jealousy comes from counting others blessings
instead of our own.
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I fell in love with the most unexpected person
on the most unexpected time.
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If you see a text ‘helo there dear’ from a lady. My brother dont bother to reply that text….its month end and its time for favours so just read, delete the message and go offline sametime……
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Thats how to protect your wallet!!!!!
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Me: Hello Police, help me 50 people are following me
Police: Ok,Calm down,where are you?
Me: On Instagram
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On a Serious Note Though…Can The Fat Ones
Not Do The “Fainting” Dance,
We’re Not Ready For Unnecessary Earthquakes🙆
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A guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone 📱 with the torchlight 🔦 of the same phone he was looking for. . .
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He got so worried 😒 about the phone and was almost in tears 😥 even his roommate,who was also high, decided to join him in the search 🔍. . .
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After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” . . And he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. . .
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After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his roommate and said . . “guy forget, that phone is lost, the person who got it has even blocked me am getting the number busy tone”.😕
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SAY NO TO DRUGS 🙌
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Life is to short to let other people get to you,
If they can’t handle who I am then I don’t need them in my life!..
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Have you ever typed a message and thought
“no this English is too strong for this person”
and had to simplify it
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Neighbor: Hey Mbuso, I’m at the hospital, please borrow me R1500
Mbuso : What if you die?
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Makula/indians dont waste time. They send a friend request to a girl…if she is delaying to accept, they inbox her “helo babie” sametime they will send 🍆 and ask do you like it😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Makula are the best
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Brown bread is healthier than White bread ,
brown sugar is healthier than white sugar…….
Guys, Should we tell White people??
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Tebza was interviewed after saving a very fat woman
from been beaten by a street kid.
Interviewer:Dude what inspired u to help out the woman??
Tebza:I saw posters all around town written “Save Our Rhinos “
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I Had A Fight With My Roommate Since Ya-Madoda Ay’pheli😏…I Have Decided To Remove All The Labels On The Tins (Fish, CHAKALAKA, Beans) He Must Eat Surprises The Whole Month
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First round….use condom
Second round….dont use condom
Third round…use condom
Forth round….dont use condom
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Thats how we confuse HIV!!!
Doing sex like that you cant get it. Try and thank me later
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True love is when your girl smashes your new iPhone x on the wall cause she saw a girl call you baby in your chat on whatsapp And you just smile, hug her closely and whisper in her ear “What designer of wheel chair do you like?
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