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Best friend is a snake they will bite u just like that 🤞🤞🤞🤞😁… Don’t trust anyone 🤒

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A morning text does not only mean good morning.
It also means, I think about you when I wake up.

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Even June as the guards to visit September who am I not to visit my Ex.🚶😂

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What happened to the economy.??
Relatives don’t give us money again when they visit ?
Why ??

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A Pastor found a baboon that could talk. So he taught it how to sing, pray and preach.
At one Sunday service, the Pastor said to the congregation,
“The Baboon is going to pray today.”
The Baboon sat still and the Pastor repeated over and over again “The Baboon is going to pray today”, but the Baboon did not respond.
After the service pastor asked the Baboon, “Why didn’t you want to pray when I asked you to?” and the Baboon answered, “Was it necessary to call me Baboon? Everybody here is referred to as Brother irrespective of their status in life. You could have at least said Brother Babs!” 😂😂😂😃😃Everyone deserve little R*E*S*P*E*C*T

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I am suffering from Hypothesis,
Cloroplast and cotyledon.
Please pray for me

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Never underestimate the power of your actions.
With one small gesture you can change a person’s life.
For better or for worse.

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I have notice one common thing about all the Lesbians
.
The are all dressing like “John Cena” and I don’t know why?

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I was eating and enjoying my coke when a man
entered the restaurant with a brief case. I
guess he is a politician because his dressing and
pot belly portrayed it. He walked and sat down
as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman
came to him and started crying. The woman
knelt down and told him that her children and
her mother want to die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened thr briefcase
and gave the woman five hundred thousand
dollars. The woman jumped up and left the
scene in happiness.
I was still watching wen another man started
crying and came to him. He knelt down and
begged him that he needed money to establish a
business. This man wrote a ten million dollar
cheque and gave to the man.
This time, I started murmuring and practising
on the kind of lie I will put up to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man.
Immediately I knelt down, I heard..,
Cut!!
Cut!!
Cut!!.
I turned and saw a director. He laughed and
said..,😆 😆
we are making film

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When I tell you I love you, I don’t say it out of habit.
I say it to remind you that you’re the best thing that ever happened to me.

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Some people need to open their
small minds instead of their big mouths.

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My guy!
Perfume is important,but roll-on is importanter…a
nd taking a Bath is more importanting!!!

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Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight,
it’ll crush, hold it too loose, it’ll fly

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Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available,
they take you for granted because they think you’ll always stay.

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Time is the coin of life.
Only you can determine how it will be spent.

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BREAKING NEWS.
Zimbabweans can now smile.
President Emmerson Mnangangwa has approved the bill to start payment for all unemployed Zimbabweans within the age of 18-55 years.
They will be paid an allowance of US$250 monthly starting from monday 14/06/2018. All university allowances of US$2000 has been granted to all university students.
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