I’m sorry if my posts offend you.
They are just as random as the people you sleep with!

Short Girls Are abusive and evil
You should see them when they are angry
its like a toy with new batteries

Wife – *I am Going out for 2 hours.
Do you want anything.*

Husband – *No, That’s enough.

Are you tired of him neglecting you,
not answering your calls and ignoring your texts?🤷
~•~
Then get your own Man and leave hers alone..!

Me as a husband introducing my wife and kids in a ceremony*

Me: this is my first wife
Her: and current wife
Me: and these are her kids
Her: they’re also his
Me: we keep it friendly
Her: on account of we’re still married
Me: and I love these kids like they’re my own
Her: because they are

Are you aware that when the relationship is still new
there’s no Network problem..!!?

Good morning chimhaters.Have u heard that Sundowns won n r on top of their group?Yes i am talking about Caf Champions league,not Macufe cup pls take note.This is what a big team should compete 4 and i hope my message is loud n clear.How many likes 4 Emiliano??

Facebook got 50year old women saying they are single because they haven’t met the right guy. You gonna meet him soon, his name is Jesus

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed,
told her a story and listened to her prayers
which ended by saying: “God bless Mommy,
God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and
goodbye Grandpa.”
The father asked, “Why did you say goodbye
Grandpa?”
The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it
just seemed like the thing to do.”
The next day grandpa died. The father
thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to
bed and listened to her prayers which went
like this: “God bless Mommy, God Bless
Daddy and goodbye Grandma.” The next day
the grandmother died.
“Holy Moley, thought the father, this kid is in
contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going
to bed the dad heard her say: “God bless
Mommy and goodbye Daddy.” He practically
went into shock.
He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the
crack of dawn to go to his office. He was
nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and
watched the clock. He figured if he could get
by until midnight he would be okay. He felt
safe in the office, so instead of going home
at the end of the day he stayed there,
drinking coffee, looking at his watch and
jumping at every sound.
Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh
of relief and went home. When he got home
his wife said, “I’ve never seen you work so
late, what’s the matter?”
He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve
just spent the worst day of my life.”
She said, “You think you had a bad day?
You’ll never believe what happened to me.
This morning the mailman dropped dead on
our porch!”

Breaking news: im getting married in December.
I’m just not sure which year