Where do I send the application to
if I want my dog to be a Police dog?

These things is confusing me, perhaps you can help me out.

Look here especially those who did Theology at school! Enoch was the father of Irad. Irad was the father of Mehujael. Mehujael was the father of Methushael. Methushael was the father of Lamech. And Lamech married two women- Adah and Zillah. Then we have Adam who was 130 years and Seth was 800 years when he died. So if we divide 130+ 800 it gives us 16.1524375+ Methuselah’s years 962×16 which is 24 154. So why these year’s wasn’t!! I think I forgot what I wanted to ask Sorry for wasting your time😏😏

That moment when you just lost a fight and when you get home you start thinking about all the kung fu moves you could’ve used

When a short man married a short woman
What did they expect to give birth to a dwarf of course.

Teacher : Patrick WHERE do you see yourself 12 years from now?
.
Patrick : I see myself as a successful business and a happily married man
.
Teacher : Good. Davies WHERE do you see yourself 10 Years from now?
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Davies : I see myself as a successful professor and a father of two.
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Teacher : Good. Now Matome WHERE do you see yourself 15 Years from now
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Matome : (Thinking for a moment) Hmm I see myself as a successful man and a happily married SUGAR DADDY

These days it’s risky to get angry with your
girlfriends because of those guys called
*I’m here for you*

WHO TO DATE?

1. If you want a romantic poor guy date a VENDA guy

2. If you want true love and someone who will rather have Aids with you than leave you,
date a Ndebele guy from Pretoria, Mams or Pheli

3. If you want a man with a big d*ck like a R25.00 wors n know how to use it then date Shangaan men.

4. If you want a man who does not mind spending money on you get a Tswana man from Rustenburg.

5. If you want your son to be a taxi driver/que marshall then date a Zulu guy.

6. If you want your son/daugter to be a good attorney and a good liar then surely date a Xhosa man.

7. If you want to be in an abusive relatioship dont hesitate the road is simple go to Eldos’ and date Coloured’s.

8. If you want to spend most of the times craving for sex and getting it once in three weeks, date any Mzalwane guy.

9. if you want to have a man with a high sex drive date a ZCC man

10. If you don’t want to run out of chili spices then surely date Indian men from Durban .

11. If you want your son to be stupid and expect the world not to notice it then date a Pedi guy from any place that starts with Ga-. (e.g. Ga-Maja)

12. If you want to spend lots of money in your life and being listed on ITC then date an Afrikaner

13. If you want to stay with the stolen goods date a zimbabwean boy

14. If you want to date the african mafia date Nigerian boy

15. If you want to stay with a man who will leave you the whole weekend and come back when you ask he only says ‘Angati’ .. Go for a Swazi guy

16. If you want a “vat en set” guy for life, date any guy driving golf in Gauteng, preferably Soweto, Alex and Tembisa

17. If you want to be married and stay in the back room at your hubby’s home date Mohlakeng, Carltonville mamelodi,pheli and Kagiso guy..

WHO ARE YOU DATING?
ITS NOT PERSONAL

Today i was a hero😉
⤵
I rescued a beer that was trapped in a bottle