Of course you are not fat,
just grab a couple of chairs and sit down.
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If a girl changes clothes in front of you, then she’s either really interested, or thinks of you as just a friend.
Or hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
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The Best Way To Smuggle Drugs Is To Place Them Up A Dog’s Ass.
That Way, Even If The Sniffer Dog Suspects Anything,
The Officials Will Think It’s Just Horny.
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My sister when your rent is due then; Boom!
Your sugar daddy dies. I swear you will cry
more than his wife
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I like you, and I love you, but never expect me to
send you a message first
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Scientists have discovered a new muscle in the human body called paraphalix Engina. It is the longest muscle ever discovered in living mammals. It connects the eye lid to the anus. *That is why the anus opens when you blink.* Now look at this idiot trying to blink to see if it’s true. I couldnt accept to be the only idiot. Come and beat me if u want.
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If alcohol slows down the progress of the youth,
can sober people please show us their millions..! ☝
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Get around people who add to your life! There is enough in this world that will try to take away from you. Be intentional about filling yourself up and choose your friends wisely!
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The people who appear strongest on the outside
are the weakest within
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After sex🍆🍑….
Girl: babie i need iphone 7 or samsung galaxy s8 edge….
Me: it was just sex so stop acting like you gave me your kidney!!!
😂😂😂men can be rude sometimes
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When I Was A Woman I Used To Cry A Lot When My Boyfriend Dumps Me,
But Everything Changed Ever Since I Became A Man
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Don’t force a relationship that doesn’t fit.
Your life naturally makes room for the people
who are meant to be there.
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Being broke is tough..
I once bathed with sunlight liquid.
Went to town and it rained,
there I was, covered in bubbles in front of everyone 😣
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*Black parents will compare you with other kids*
_But when you compare them with other parents._
*Hehehehe my friend you will be homeless*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing
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A go Kgopele R20 BOITUMELO O mo Utlwele Bohloko Omofe R200 Okwe arr “Wow Thanks Ur So Kind😍.But Don’t forget That R20 i Asked Neh”😫😫
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