January has been so long , even babies who’s born on New year’s eve are starting grade 1 today
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Teacher : Themba what do you want to be in life ?
Themba : a multi billionaire businessman
Teacher : Bontle ?
Bontle : i want to be Themba’s wife
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I Think My Loan Shark Wants To Play Baseball With Me
He’s At The Gate Holding A Baseball Bat.
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Asking someone to drive your sports car is just like
asking someone to kiss your girlfriend..
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When you’re having good times you forget about God and praying. When things get ugly you ran back to Him and you expect him to answer you?
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Test for Gossip: When people come to me with Gossip about you.. this is how I will deal with it.
if someone comes to me and says, “Do you know what I just heard about your friend?”
“Hold on a minute,” I will say. “Before telling me anything I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.”
“Triple filter?”
“That’s right,” I will continued. “Before you talk to me about m
y friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you’re going to say. That’s why I call it the triple filter test. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”
“No,” is the most likely answer I will get, “Actually I just heard about it and …”
“All right,” I will say. “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?”
“No, on the contrary…”
“So,” I will continue, “you want to tell me something bad about him/her, but you’re not certain it’s true. You may still pass the test though, because there’s one filter left: the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?”
“No, not really …”
“Well,” I will conclude, “if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me in the first place?”
I hope you will do the same for me my friend …
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In a Shop
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Ronnie : “sir can i have that thing over there?”
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Cashier : “Cupcake?”
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Ronnie : “ok Cupcake can i have that thing over there please…
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All these people saying they started with a Hi
on social media and ended up in marriage …..
Please how did you write the hi
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This message can’t be viewed because
you are using a cheap cellphone…
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Give Ama 2000 A Break✋ 80s And 90s Girls We Haven’t Forgotten😐
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That You Used To Come To School With A Music Book📗 With Wrong Lyrics😧
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My Ex girlfriend just liked a page of a traditional healer (Bring back lost lovers and control them with a remote control)
Please pray for me…
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Dear Ladies
You should learn that in life there will be many challenges but never compete for such wordly materials. Don’t downgrade yourself because you want to be driven in fancy cars and taken to expensive resturants.. Everything has a consequence!
wake up ladies and stop being used by arrogant men who want to ruin your future
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That Pain , When You Ask For Your Charger Back And
They Say “What Percent Are You On?”
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My future wife thinks she’ll marry a rich guy with a six pack
can you please help me laugh at her
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Wife : Honey can you you please help me clean the garden ?
Husband: Do I Look like a Gardener?
Wife : Sorry Honey , Ok then fix the bathroom door
Husband: Do I look like a Carpenter?
Then The Husband walks out , After coming from where he went,
he found the garden Clean and the door fixed
Husband: I knew my wife you can do this all by yourself
Wife: its not me
Husband: who then ?
Wife: John our neighbour
Husband: How much did you pay him
Wife : No money, he just give two options . Bread or S*x
Husband: I hope you give him bread
Wife: Do I look like a baker ?
Husband: (Fainted)🤣😂
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Guys please help a brother out,
how long do pop corns take to pop?😐
I mean I’ve already added 4 cups of water
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