Next year we are dating girls with real eyebrows,
the rest draw your boyfriends
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One day somebody buy a donkey and the man who buy it ask how the donkey works ?
the farmer said if you say oh my god it will walk ,if you say oh my god two times
it will run. The man take it for a test drive and said oh my god two times and
it begins to run the man said stop because the mountain has stop and
there was water on the ground and the man say oh my god and
the donkey begin to walk in to the water from the mountain
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These days when a girl has two kids with one father
you must know its twins.
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Black Patents Will Say You Are Clever😇
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Just Because You Sent A Song Via Bluetooth
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So you go to your girlfriends place
without notice and find another guy ,
Then you get hurt,
But my brother the bible says
only Jesus will come like a thief without notice,
you are not Jesus, stop being emotional.
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When you build a house let your wife
decorate the ceiling, she has seen more
ceiling designs than you
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Being in a relationship with a girl who always compliment you and encourages you is nice , even when you fart, she will just be like…”Awwww Ncoor Baby That Was So Cute Especially The PRRRr Part”
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A smile is the lighting system of the face,
the cooling system of the head
and the heating system of the heart..
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YOU can be a doctor & save lives, a lawyer and defend lives, a soldier and protect lives or simply be yourself and create lives with me.
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Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!
Girl: Say, do you know who I am?
Boy: No.
Girl: Im the principals daughter.
Boy: And do you know who I am?
Girl: No,
Boy: Thank god!
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Marrying a lady of more than 30 years
is just like buying a newspaper in the evening
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Girls you’r driving boys , where did you received your licence?
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Holding a it’s doesn’t mean the is something inside. …..
so many people they will see you with
ladies and they think you dating them
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Him:👨 babe is it true that you failed English?
Her:👩 who telled you them?
Him👨 okay babe never mind
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[This is how u scare people in a plane]
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“This is Captain Ronnie speaking
Reporting on behalf of the crew
I would like to welcome you aboard Swazi Airways Flight 602 from Sikhuphe to Johannesburg
We are currently flying at 35 000 feet midway the borders of the two countries, if you look out on the windows on the starboard side you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire
If you look out of the window on the left you will notice that the wing has fallen off
News coming from the pilot says some of the buttons of the airplane on the front panel are not working so the plane won’t land safely
Please note that
This is a recorded message so it is not real
Have a good flight!”
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-If your girlfriend tells you to stop,
talking to a girl because she knows,
about her intentions,
about 101% of the times she’s right. ‘
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