Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend

Boy: “Hey, All The Best”

Girl-Friend: “All The Best To You Too”

But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.

Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart.

Do whatever makes you happy , if it’s
my bae that makes you happy, snatch
em ….. You’ll die but at least you died a
happy person

Never ever allow your boyfriend to put a girl as his Whatsapp, Facebook, Imo, Instagram profile pic and write RIP. It might also mean ‘Relationship In Progress.’ Dont trust these guys….
they have got their own special and cleaver tricks.

Dear future Wife
You must know that 50% of my salary is for my Mom .

I gave up on English the Day I realized that “manslaughter” is not the sound a Man makes while Laughing..

If you see a text ‘helo there dear’ from a lady. My brother dont bother to reply that text….its month end and its time for favours so just read, delete the message and go offline sametime……
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Thats how to protect your wallet!!!!!

Ladies
Never say all he wanted was sex when all you can offer him is sex……..
Did you try giving him your father’s land and he refused?????

Some Girl’s Don’t Even Own A Car But Love Saying ‘Stay In Your Lane’
AyA! You Must Stay On The Pavement..

A love bite from a Xhosa girl it feels like
you have been bitten by a Black Mamba…
Iyooo wena very painful..

Girlfriend And Boyfriend Chatting On Facebook.

Girlfriend: “Please Stay Up, Just A Little Longer? I Really Want To Talk To You”

Boyfriend: “No, Sorry I Gotta Go”

Girlfriend: “Pleeeeeeeeeeease?”

Boyfriend: “No, My Mom Said If I Don’t Go To Sleep Now She’ll Come Down Here And Bash My Head On The Keyboard yujehs Ndbhuji Dcb Fnekd Xnedj Ucdu Cedtmjg Tjmgjea“