Looking Left And Right Before Crossing The Road Means
You Don’t Trust God. Just Cross And Go.
God Is Watching!!
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Looking Left And Right Before Crossing The Road Means
You Don’t Trust God. Just Cross And Go.
God Is Watching!!
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We get distant just to know
who cares the most enough to follow us
But we get dissapointed because no one did
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I love texting instead of phone calls because
it gives me more time to think what to say
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1Friend =hey I saw u on t.v
2 friend =which channel brother
1 friend =in animal planet
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Find someone who is proud to have you, scared to lose you, fights for you, appreciates you, respects you, cares about you and loves you unconditionally
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You text her on 20:00
She respond @ 20:02
What she was doing at 20:01??
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I come from a tough neighbourhood.
One day a thief pulled a knife on me
but i knew he wasn’t a professional
coz the knife had butter on it.
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When a man says “I miss you!”
its either he’s horny or guilty of something
Otherwise we don’t “miss”
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Any one with a qualifications in Electrical Engineering 🤔🤔
My valentine’s day card doesn’t make a sound anymore
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You can’t have a relationship without any fights
but you can make your relationship worth the fight.
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Convo between Rich and His Girlfriend
Girl: “Hi”😶
Rich: “hi babe”😊☺☺
Girl: “Babe I’m worried”😯
Girl: “I’ve missed my period”😨😨😨
Girl: “I think I’m pregnant”🙆
Girl: “are u there?”😦
Girl: “Babe u not answering my calls”😡
Girl: “Rich!!!”
Girl: “stop ignoring me, speak!!!”😭😭😭
[2 minutes later]
Rich: “The owner of this phone is dead just died in an accident, This Mr Lantjie”😡
Girl: “Don’t go there at all, this is your handwriting”😠
Rich: “No its not me, I’m really dead”
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My mom thinks my friends are bad influences.
but honestly, I am usually the one coming up with the ideas.
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A man was asked to paint a boat.
He brought with him paint and brushes and began to paint the boat a bright red, as the owner asked him.
While painting, he noticed that there was a small hole in the hull, and quietly repaired it.
When finished painting, he received his money and left.
The next day, the owner of the boat came to the painter and presented him with a nice cheque, much higher than the payment for painting.
The painter was surprised and said “You’ve already paid me for painting the boat Sir!”
“But this is not for the paint job. It’s for having repaired the hole in the boat.”
“Ah! But it was such a small service… certainly it’s not worth paying me such a high amount for something so insignificant.”
“My dear friend, you do not understand. Let me tell you what happened.
When I asked you to paint the boat, I forgot to mention about the hole.
When the boat dried, my kids took the boat and went on a fishing trip.
They did not know that there was a hole. I was not at home at that time.
When I returned and noticed they had taken the boat, I was desperate because I remembered that the boat had a hole.
Imagine my relief and joy when I saw them returning from fishing.
Then, I examined the boat and found that you had repaired the hole! You see, now, what you did? You saved the life of my children! I do not have enough money to pay your ‘small’ good deed.”
_So, no matter who, when or how. Just continue to help, sustain, wipe tears, listen attentively and carefully repair all the ‘leaks’ you find, because you never know when one is in need of us or when God holds a pleasant surprise for us to be helpful and important to someone_.
_You may have repaired numerous ‘boat holes’ along the way… of several people without realizing how many lives you’ve saved_.
*✨So Keep up Good
work …✨💐*
🙏😁 I want to thank Everyone who Repaired my boat this year in every way like Good Wishes, thoughts, love, care & prayers.
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Hve you ever just looked at someone
while they’re doing something small
like driving or laughing and just smile
because you like them so much.
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1. Tell your WIFE
*”I LOVE YOU”*.
She will say
*”I LOVE YOU TOO”.*
2. Tell her
*”I MISS YOU”.*
She will say
*”I MISS YOU TOO”.*
3. Tell her
*” I love you so much”.*
She will say
*”I love you more and more”.*
4. Now tell her
*”Am sending R1 500 to ur
account”.*
If she says I am sending
you more than that, I will leave
Mzansi go on exile to Afghanistan
immediately.
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Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
.
.
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
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