Four Cousins will get you so drunk that you start to think you’re the 5th cousin.
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I once smoked weed and I got into a huge argument with myself, that day I got death
threats coz I was winning the argument… I’ll never touch the shit again.
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We get distant just to know
who cares the most enough to follow us
But we get dissapointed because no one did
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Heartbreak really hurts, my sister has
been in the kitchen washing one plate for
2hours now..
This is why I gave my heart to Christ
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Cheating Is A Long Process Dont Even Say It’s A Mistake
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Sometimes a clock doesn’t tick but even tho its not ticking
my heart keeps on ticking for you.
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Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas this year is a fat bank account and slim body. Please don’t mix them both like you did last year
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As I Open My Eyes Each Day,
All I Want To See Is You.
Good Morning! My Dear,
I Sent You Hugs And Kisses In
My Thoughts. Hope You Feel It
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“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
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God is crazy about you his thoughts of you outnumber
the grains of sand his dreams for you and I stretch the days
of this life the maker of the Stars would rather die for you than to live without you
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough
to appreciate his cleverness and
just stupid enough to admire it.
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When days are dark….
Just go and buy electricity,
it’s got nothing to do with your friend
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If I die and u post “RIP ” I swear I will block u
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Hard work …
Big dream.
A fixed topic In everyone’s life
Is TENSION
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Find your birth month, day and year
and then form a sentence
.
Jan : I need
Feb : I killed
Mar : I slept with
Apr : I raped
May : I slapped
Jun : I hugged
Jul : I played with
Aug : I jumped on
Sep : I got drunk with
Oct : I spit on
Nov : I kissed
Dec : I love
.
SELECT A DAY
01- Someone
02- a donkey
03- a monkey
04- a baboon
05- an elephant
06- my cousin
07- my girlfriend/boyfriend
08- Ronaldo
09- Nicky Minaj
10- a clown
11- a drunkard
12- a virgin
13- a hobo
14- a genius
15- a gorilla
16- Chris Brown
17- a pig
18- a model
19- Nobody
20- my dog
21- my first love
22- my ex
23- an old man
24- a dinosaur
25- Kim Kardashian
26- a prostitute
27- the lecturer
28- my best friend
29- a cat
30- an old friend
31- an idiot
.
Select the year of birth…
1980- in a bar
1981- in a car park
1982- in a dirty pond
1983- in an ocean
1984- in a police van
1985- in a garage
1986- in a forest
1987- in a swimming pool
1988- in a toilet
1989- in a garden
1990- in a hotel room
1991- in a bus
1992- in a taxi
1993- on my bed
1994- in the river
1995- in our room
1996- on the playground
1997- with out my pants
1998- on the house roof
1999- with my eyes open
2000- but I’m lying
2001- in the grave yard
2002- in the bathroom
2003- always
2004- today
2005- on my birthd
Me: I raped a gorilla in the toilet.
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Love will defy all odds if it is true, it will withstand all the test and it will survive it for sure.
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