Whites wedding 💒
Invites: 100
Attendance: 65
Gifts: 65
Missing items: 0
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Blacks wedding 💒
Invites: 150
Attendance: 4567
Gifts: 0
Missing items: Cellphone, 5 Litre cooking oil, Pakete ya dikuku,
2 litre Coca Cola, , Brent Wood 👖ya Malome

If you walk into a lady’s life and she doesnt gain weight
or grow then you failed as man.

A letter of Apology for Being Absent at Work for The Whole Week..
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Die Boss Am first off all ask you that you are how? And your family is how too?? My latter I right to sorry you for seeing me not there all 7 days. On Monday I work up with a marathon stomach. I tried to col you but didn’t touch the phone, in the afuthanunu I started taking out food with the mouth and it was wessy.
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Thank you Boss.
Mogale M.P

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.
If he does not love you anymore, what do u think can make him start re-loving you?
There is only LOVE in the Dictionary, no “RE-LOVING”
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that’s not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can’t “be friends.” A friend wouldn’t mistreat a friend.
Don’t settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don’t stay because you think “it will get better.”You’ll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.

Birthdays are good for your health
Studies show people who have more brithdays tend to live longer..

IMAGINE YOU TAKING YOUR TALL GIRL TO THE ZOO,,
THEN GIRAFFE START CRUSHING ON HER
AYEYE!!!

Girls with bipolar can text you
“bye” then get mad if you don’t reply

Olu is a house boy who drinks his boss’ wine and then adds water for cover up.​ ​His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added)​.

​As usual, olu drank the pasties and topped it up with water. ​Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.​ ​

Olu knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.
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​The boss shouted, “olu!!!”
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​olu answered..”Yes, Sir!”
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​Boss.. “Who drank the pasties?”​
​olu didn’t respond.

​The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him.​ “Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said ‘Yes Sir’, but when I asked you a question, you didn’t answer me!

​Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don’t hear anything except your name,”​ olu answered.

“Let’s try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question,”​ The Boss suggested.

Olu shouted, “Boss!”​

​Boss answered, “Yes!”
​
​olu asked, “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when madam isn’t around?”
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​Boss didn’t answer​.

​Olu asked again, the Boss kept quiet.
​
​The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, “Wonders shall never end!!!

Olu it’s true. When one’s in the kitchen, one doesn’t hear anything except ones name”​.

​The wife interrupted, “That’s not true. It’s a lie”.​

​Without argument olu ask if she’d like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
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​olu called, “Madam!

​Madam answered, “Yes!”
​
​Olu asked, “Who is Junior’s biological father? Me or boss?”​

​Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, “This kitchen needs to be checked, I can’t hear anything!”​:

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