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”Some people will only ever see and appreciate physical beauty. But, there’s nothing more attractive than a beautiful heart and mind. A soul that glows.”

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Inside a white Girl’s handbag:👇
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Car Keys
Full make up kit
Set credit cards
I Phone8
Orbits😊
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Inside a coloured girl’s bag:👇
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Chappies
Halls
Rizzler
Weed
Okapi
Vaseline
Vodafone
Credit cards😏
Nip( Vodka)
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Inside a Black Girl’s handbag:👇
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Shoes
Broken Mirror
Stolen Lipstick
Vaslaap
Sassa Card
Gentlemagic
Shoprite till slip of last month
Mobicel
Dead cockroach😂
Ntsu or taxi( snuff)
Lekwete la mobu

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Says “you can only push someone away for so long,
before they turn around and walk away forever!!”

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Sometimes we have to fight for
what we love and care about,
but sometimes we have to find the
strength to let it go.

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A Couple Where Have A Huge Argument On Who Is Most Afraid To Be Home Alone.

They Went On Until They Decided To Ask There 5 Year Old Son To Tell Them Who Is More Afraid Mom Or Daddy?

Mom: “Son, Who Is More Scared To Be Home Alone Me Or Dad?”

Son: “Daddy Is More Scared.”

Mom: “Why Son?”

Son: “Because When You Working Night Shifts, Dad Ask The Lady From Next Door To Come And Sleep With Him On Bed.”

Mom Shocked: “And What They Do?”

Son: “They Play The Same Game You Always Play With Our Gardener On Bed During The Day When Daddy Is Away.

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Dear Skinny Girls . Stop taking Naked pictures and call them Nud3s . Call them “Noodles”

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78% of single girls but you are busy kissing your cousin
in your aunt’s house and telling her
that she is the only one on this planet😂😂

You see your life now Idiot

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Got so broke one time that when
my chick came over I stole R80 from her purse
and gave her that same R80 for taxi fare

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Sometimes you’d want to post the love of your life
But again the other love of your life might see it..!

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Tall girls only date short guys just to
use their T-shirt as crop tops

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Where ever I go, whatever I do, I carry a little part of you
with me right here in the center of me heart.

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It’s never easy to “live the life that you always wanted.” Because not all of us are gifted with same amount of strength that everybody else has. Not all of us are gifted with these ideals. Each of us carry a vast garden and we take care of it differently, we grow differently. We don’t deal with the same storm everyday but one thing is for sure, everyone’s trying.

Instead of planting flowers to someone else’s pot, choose your own progress. You make difference. You don’t stand there next to sunflower and compare it your thorns. You are different but that doesn’t mean you’re not valid. Time will come and you’ll grow just like the others but on your own season and time. You have to trust the process. You grow on your own and if something doesn’t feel right, heal, and remember that healing comes with storms, and so growth too.

Plant on your own.
It’s okay to struggle.
you are trying,
you are healing,
you are growing.

—Moon

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That moment when your girlfriend have stretch marks………
.there is no need to call her babie,
sweet or any other romantic name.
When calling her just be like ‘my sexy zebra’

how are you sexy zebra’s

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– That Hurtful Moment ,
After You’ve Finished Watching A Series Or A Movie
Then Now You Have To Go Back To Your Miserable Life

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