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If You Don’t Go For Looks And Money
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Pastor Matome stood up and announced “today I have good news and bad news bazalwane!… The good news is that,we have enough money in this church to build a new,spacious modern church bazalwane!” Everyone in the church stood up,cheereing,singing and with applause! The pastor went on… “And the bad news is that, the money is still in your pockets!”
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My life is not good
But I’m always smiling
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The best things in life are the people you love,
the places you have seen and the
memories you have made along the way.
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My Ex found me at Spar in morning and
said: Wow, You are looking good, are u still
alive? And I said no, I’m dead I just came
here to buy groceries then I’ll return to my
grave.
She is no longer talking to me.
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You promising her a big wedding💔
but you owe Vodacom R50 Airtime in advance.!!
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I watched a local football match in
a school playing ground.
As I sat down, I asked one of the boys what the score was.
With a proud smile, he
replied; “They are leading us 3-0” !!!
REALLY !!!
I have to say you don’t look discouraged.
“Discouraged?” the boy asked with a puzzled look.
Why should I be discouraged when the referee has not blown the final whistle ?
Truly, I didn’t have an answer to this question!
As I got back home that night, his question became a course in my stay in life indeed.
Life is like a game .
Why should you be discouraged when your referee,… The Almighty has not blown the final whistle on your life?
The truth is that as long as there is life, nothing is impossible & it is never too late for you.
Half time is not full time & HIS calendar is not man’s.
Don’t blow the whistle on yourself because his plans for you have no expiry dates. They are sure and amen.
Have a gud day. Stay blessed and smile when you see others. Happy yourself and don’t let anyone regulate your happiness.
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Black people will go to an MTN Job interview wearing a Vodacom T-shirt
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Anyone can be a Father, but it takes someone special to be a Daddy.
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Being a baby is tough…..
imagine ur foot is itching and
ur mom comes to give you milk 🙄
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The way female bankers explain account opening is so sexy…..
They will be like…..
I will open it for you so you can put something inside okay
Whether big or small just put something.
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I stopped watching Nigerian movies wen I saw that witch tasting her poison to make sure that it was enough….for the how Mara!
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Can someone take me to Campus Crush I just wanna reject you in public please.
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My Lips Are Shaking……
Someone is Busy Kissing my Girlfriend…
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No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Two years ago I asked my friend to get me
my crush’s number because I was too shy to ask her myself 🙁
.
They are getting married next weekend
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