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Cristiano left Real Madrid and you think
your boyfriend wouldn’t leave you

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A girl’s favourite line when she’s angry
“Don’t touch Me”

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Me : our neighbor has a new baby 😄

Boy : what’s wrong with the old one? 😕

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I’ve found this new disease, its called LOVE. I know its contagious ’cause you gave it to me.

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A man wakes up in hospital:
man: what happened.
Doctor: you have been in a serious
accident.
Man: am I going to be ok?
Doctor: I have some good news and
some bad news.
Man: what’s the bad news?
Doctor: we have had to amputate
both your legs.
Man: oh my God, no. What’s the
good news?
Doctor: the man in the next bed
wants to buy your shoes.

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When you thought your crush texted you
But he/she just joined messenger

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Ey I Haven’t Watched Soccer For A While Yooh…
Please Is Roman Reigns Still Playing For Manchester City

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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to
appreciate his cleverness and
just stupid enough to admire it.

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One Day You Will Want To Inbox Me
But I will Be Married
So Please Use This Time Wisely

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Hey, if you are reading this and you are feeling
depressed,angry, sad,heartbroken etc….I just
want you to know that I really don’t care.

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Someday you will become successful, not because of your skills, but because of the Grace of God.

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Write it on your heart that every day
is the best day of the year.

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Where did you buy your phone from?😕
Me: Nandos😉
N.B: correct answers not allowed

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Dear Woman ..

STOP blaming a Man for running away after you get pregnant its your own problem. YES your read it right its your problem.. you just chose the wrong guy to be the father of your Kid.. Blame Yourself

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One day, someone will walk into your life and
make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.

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