I think Vendas were out of country. ….
when Jesus said”let there be light”
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I don’t wish to be everything to everyone,
but I would like to be something to someone.
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Being unemployed its hard ThOo..
Even when Kids Didn’t Flush The Toilet..
They Will Say Its You…
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The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing
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Nothing kills relationships faster than having no time
and attention for your partner.
If someone really loves you, they will find a way to
make time for you no matter how busy they are
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Teacher: How old is your father?
Nyaa: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Nyaa: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
TEACHER: Nyaa, go to the map and find North America .
Nyaa: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Nyaa.
TEACHER: Nyaa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
TEACHER: Nyaa, what is the chemical formula for water?
NYAA: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
NYAA: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
TEACHER: Nyaa, why do you always get so dirty?
NYAA: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Nyaa, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
NYAA: Because George still had the axe in his hand……
TEACHER: Nyaa , your composition on ‘My Dog’
is exactly the same as your brother’s..
Did you copy his?
NYAA : No sir, It’s the same dog.
One word for Nyaa?
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Research shows that gay people are rich
because they don’t date girls
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Seeing people walk out of my life is very painful……
I want them to run
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Next year I don’t want to hear about the Metro fm awards, DSTV Awards or Any other awards. I don’t want to see a single, actor, actress, singer, celebrity or sports person on any red carpet!!!
Next year I want to see nurses, doctors, ambulance crews,Scientists, health care support workers,Petrol attendant, Taxi Operators, Security Guards ,Police officers, Soldiers,Journalists,Farm Workers, shop workers and truck drivers, all essential workers, grocery store workers having free red carpet parties with awards and expensive goodie bags. If this doesn’t happen it will be the biggest injustice ever!!
Thank you! All of you that are working hard to keep our families safe and allow us to have food on our table
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WhatsApp needs to calm down, you will send “❤” to someone and it will enlarge and start beating. Lmao it ain’t that deep please..!
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Mom : Alcohol won’t take u anywhere..
Me : Yeah alcohol has never been a taxi
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People wake up earlier on them holidays but during school days it seems like they are chained on bed.😦
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Long distance Relationship is nice you just text
“I wish you were here😢” then you go to cheat in peace..!
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Short girls are energetic, you should see them when they’re angry.
They are like toys with new batteries..!
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that MTN lady who usually says you have one minute remaining
has tested positive for COVID_19 😷😥😥
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Mom always told me if you can’t say anything nice ,
then don’t say anything at all.
And now people wonder why I’m so quiet around them
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