[COVID-19 Has Taught Us The Following:]
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1⃣. We need more hospitals than churches.
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2⃣. We need more doctors than pastors.
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3⃣ Pastors and prophets heal nobody.
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4⃣We need more donations to hospitals and not to churches.
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5⃣Tithes should be channeled maybe to paying doctors and other essential service providers such as nurses.
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6⃣Pastors and prophets are not essential service providers.
No one choose to be an orphan. No parent choose to die and leave their children without defence, love and care🙄. May God watch over and be with all the orphans in the world😘
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?” The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”
The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”
Listen drunk me and sober me are not the same person✋…so if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me😐…don’t come to sober me because we weren’t there…We don’t know what happened🚶🚶🚶…Please understand
Judge : silent in court 😡😡😡😡you’re making a lot of noise 😡😡😡 the next person who shouts will be thrown outside the courtroom 😡
Wreezy: ( prisoner) hurrray🔊🔊 maweyoweeee hehehehehehe Helele 🔉🔉📢📣
Judge : you’re not going anywhere
Fake Friends – Never ask for food🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 🍻🍻🍻..
Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food!🍶🍶🍶 🍩🍩🍩🍺🍺🍺
Fake Friends – Call your parents mr. / Mrs.👫👫👪
Real Friends – Call your parents Dad / Mom👫👫👫👫
Fake Friends – Never have seen you cry..😞😒😞
Real Friends – Cry with you😭😭😭😭
Fake Friends – Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back🎳🎳
Real Friends – Keep your stuff so long, they forget it’s yours!🔨🔨 🔩🔩
Fake Friends – Know a few things about you..🎆
Real Friends – Could write a book about you📝📝📝📝💾
Fake Friends – Would knock on your front door.. 🐢🐢
Real Friends – Walk right in and say
“I’m home!”🐤🐤🐤
Fake Friends – Will help you up when you fall over😑😑😑
Real Friends – Will jump on top of you and shout “dog pile!”😁😁
Fake Friends – Are around for a while..😒😒
Real Friends – Are for life🙌🙌
Fake Friends – Say “like you” in a joking manner😒😒
Real Friends – say “I like you” and they mean it☺☺
Fake Friends – will read this.😒😒
Real Friends- will comment his/her best friend name
The enemy can put you down hundred times
but God will raise you up thousand times.
It’s a brand new day full of possibilities,
forget about what’s not going well
and focus on what you can still do right.
Good Morning💕
Bae visited me last night for a sleepover 😊 so I was on a Sofa next to her watching TV, she was eating and typing on her Phone. I heard my phone ringing in the Kitchen where I was charging it, so I went to check it and the SMS was from her & she wrote “Bring the Salt on your way back” 😭😭😭😠😭 nxa..