To all taxi owners out there as from next year please provide us with
calculators in the front seat we’re tired of using our fingers

Can you swear with your life that the person
you are dating is dating only you??

August weather 1 minute its Hot and
the next its Cold then boom its Windy,,,
No wonder its called Woman’s Month..

In Africa we don’t need CCTV cameras,
the neighbours are enough .
if you think i’m lying bring your girlfriend at home
when your wife is not around and see

AS i Was In Court Couple Minutes Ago …. The Magistrate Shouted ” Order, Order”
And I Resonded : ” Mae, Coke , Dinkilana Le Dikwae ” Then Boom Now They Locked Me In A Dark Room… Hopefully My Order will Be Here Soon

How long should a Girl wait
before asking for money in a new relationship? 🤔

Nice thing about being black is that we can bury a person
we dont knw just to eat free food

Somewhere out there, your girlfriend is telling a GTI guy
that you passed away last year

A guy sat quietly in a bar very much
preoccupied about what his life will be from
his work.
All of a sudden, the city’s most notorious
bouncer kicked him off his chair onto the
floor and said to him, “that’s Karate for you,
Made in Japan.”
Knowing that he didn’t stand a chance with
him, he quietly woke up and went to sit
back at the his chair.
A while later, the bouncer came back with a
smack right onto the guy’s face and said
again, “that’s KUNG FU, made in China.”
A not so long, the bouncer kicked him again
and said, “That’s Taekwondo, made in
Korea.”
Thereafter, he walked to the bartender
ordered his beer and started drinking.
Infuriated, the guy went left the bar with
minor bruises.
About ten minutes later, the guy came back
and smacked the sh!!t out of the bouncer
knocking him out instantly.
Just then, he looked at the barman and said,
“when that bastard wakes up, tell him that
was a shovel(Foxolo), made in New York!”…

I am typing “Lord” on my phone but it keeps changing to “London” speak my Jesus your servant is listening,
Am ready please..!