Dating a 200m kids
Him: Bbe Can I see u today
Her: Tsi Tsi tsi Jooooohn Ceeeeeena tsi tsi
Him: What that now????
Her: You cant see me!!
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Most of us are just about as Happy as
we make up our MINDS to be.
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Manager- What is Your Qualification?
SANTA- I am PHSD
Manager- What do u Mean by PHSD
Santa- Passed High School with Difficulty..
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After a kiss she said…..Babe you have left a bubble gum
in my mouth and then he responded…
babe its not a bubble gum…i hv flu
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Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
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Today I introduced my boyfriend to my mom and
she was very happy .
Next week I’m bringing another one .
I wanna make my mom proud.
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A married man goes to confessional and
says to the priest, “Father, I had an affair
with a woman… almost.”
“What do you mean almost?” question the
priest.
“Well, we got undressed and rubbed
together, but then I stopped.”
“Rubbing together is the same as putting it
in,” explains the priest. “You’re not to go
near that woman again. Now, say five Hail
Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.”
The man leaves confessional, says his
prayers, and then walks over to the poor
box. He pauses for a moment and then
decides to leave.
The priest quickly runs over to the man and
exclaims, “I saw that… you didn’t put any
money in the poor box!”
“Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like
you said, it’s the same as putting it in!”
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Sometimes when i look myself at the mirror
i wanna cry because of my ugliness
but when i look at my little brother i smile
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No One Deserves To Grow Up Without A Drunkard Uncle
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Mai Chinoz goes to Home Affairs to register for child benefits. “How many children?” asks the assessor?
“Ten”she replies,
“Ten?” exclaims the Home Affairs worker.
“What are their names?”
“Assnut,Assnut,Assnut,Assnut, Assnut,Assnut,Assnut,Assnut, Assnut and Assnut ”
… “Doesn’t that get confusing?” “Naah…” says Mai Chinoz. “It’s
great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to
shout Assnut, YOUR SUPPER’S READY or
Assnut GO TO BED NOW and they all do it…”
“What if you want to speak to one individually?” says the perturbed Home
Affairs worker.
“That’s easy,” says Mai Chino… “I just use their surnames”
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Whites wedding 💒
Invites: 100
Attendance: 65
Gifts: 65
Missing items: 0
.
Blacks wedding 💒
Invites: 150
Attendance: 4567
Gifts: 0
Missing items: Cellphone, 5 Litre cooking oil, Pakete ya dikuku,
2 litre Coca Cola, , Brent Wood 👖ya Malome
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*Dating a girl with a big head isn’t a problem. The problem is, when she wants to lie on your chest, you will feel as if you are carrying the entire country’s problems*
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A Pastor found a baboon that could talk. So he taught it how to sing, pray and preach.
At one Sunday service, the Pastor said to the congregation,
“The Baboon is going to pray today.”
The Baboon sat still and the Pastor repeated over and over again “The Baboon is going to pray today”, but the Baboon did not respond.
After the service pastor asked the Baboon, “Why didn’t you want to pray when I asked you to?” and the Baboon answered, “Was it necessary to call me Baboon? Everybody here is referred to as Brother irrespective of their status in life. You could have at least said Brother Babs!” 😂😂😂😃😃Everyone deserve little R*E*S*P*E*C*T
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I love seeing you happy and
my biggest reward is seeing you smile.
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Why are you concerned that someone isn’t a wife material
when your bank account isn’t a “Paying Lobola” material either.??
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Since joining facebook
i have never made any spelling mistekes.
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