You fall in love with the little things about someone, like the sound of their laughter and the way their smile forms
–
• True
– or
• False??
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I want to save anyone from sadness,
yet I couldn’t even save myself from it.
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When you try to talk in a taxi and they give you a halls and
say eat this first you’ll talk after
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Don’t cheat. Don’t lie. Don’t
steal. Don’t sell drugs. The
Government doesn’t like the competition
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If you don’t tell your WOMAN she’s beautiful,
INDIAN men on Facebook will do it for you.
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Your Best Teacher
is Your Last Mistake
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WATCH YOUR MOUTH
In the middle of an argument are the
times that most people say some things
that can tear the other person apart.
Because you know your partner, you
are tempted to say things you know that
are very sensitive to them. The only
thing about saying nasty and hurtful
things to your partner during this time
is that it will stick and stay with them.
You can apologize over and over again
but those words will stay in the noddle
of your partner. And even if you break
up, those words will also carry over
with them to their new relationship. You
have self-control over what comes out
of your mouth. Use your self-control
and watch what you say.
Good Morning
Have a Good Day
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1: So this is what I have been missing since
Omo, see fine girls for Christ Embassy, they give out their numbers easily😋🤗
I no dey go Catholic church again
🙅♂🙅♂
2: Some Churches and their funny prayers “Which one is Lord crucify me with your anointing”
🙆♂😂🤣
3: I don’t want my family to Judge the way I eat, so I walk pass them with 2 slices🍞 of bread in my plate and 17 in my pocket
🚶😂🤣
4: Ladies, if he is cheating on you, put some bricks inside your pillow and tell him you want to do pillow fight with him
😂🤣
5: Girls with K-leg be like “God direct my step”
Sister to what?🤔🤷♂
Latitude or Longitude
🙄😂🤣
6: “I spent on him, I spent him”
Nigerian girls after buying you 3-in-1 singlet and one packet of shaving stick
Mtcheww🙄🙆♂🤣
7: Dating so many girls is just a way of confusing the enemies from attacking your main girl
But girls won’t understand this
🙄😏🤗
8: You see my six packs and muscles💪then you think I got your back in a fight
Lol..These things are for Instagram, don’t get yourself Killed
😂🤣
9: Today our pastor asked us to do something CRAZY for God
So I went out and Off the Church generator
🙄🚶🚶
10: If you don’t wanna visit him, tell him straight up!
Which one is “I can’t come again ooo my dad is angry with my mum;
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems,
I’m tired of solving them for you
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What are the most painful words your ex have ever said to you?
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>You are not black enough if your mother
didn’t tell you to reduce your age in a taxi😂
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When you see someone using crayons in an exam and
wena you didn’t need them
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Don’t borrow money and start acting like a
drunkard when it’s time to pay it back
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TEACHER : “what is half of 8 ?”
.
JOHNNY-“Horizontally or vertically?
.
TEACHER-“What do you mean?”
.
JOHNNY-“Horizontaly, half of 8 is 0 but vertically half of 8 is 3”.
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Women are like telephones. They love to be held.
They love to be talked to.
But, if you press the wrong button, youre disconnected
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Some people won’t love you no matter what you do.
And some people won’t stop loving you
no matter what you do.
Go where the love is!
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