A text from your crush can make you slap your Dad
on his head and say: “Yes boy”…

I sent her R500 for transport to visit me , now she texted me saying “,they got an accident nobody survived

Teacher: why aren’t there books in your desk

Me: I didn’t see you coming

The reason we don’t like taking our girlfriend or wife to a braai where there are female friends we grew up with…

Driving back from the braai…🚗..c

Wife : So those girls are your. childhood friends 🙂.
Me : Yes babe, they are..cool people neh?🙂

Wife : You and Dineo look close 🙂..
Me : We go back along way, you could say that hahahaha..

Wife : Hmmm..I could tell from the way she hugged you.🙂
Me : ….what do you mean babe?

Wife : I’m just saying the hug looked intimate, something about the way she held you and took time to let go..the way she looked into your eyes ..
Me : But Lerato and Natasha hugged me too😏..

Wife : Not the way Dineo did..you know what, let’s leave it..
Me : Okay babe..

Wife : It’s funny how she spent more time talking to you than talking to other guys at the braai..her jokes are not even funny..😒
Me : I thought we were leaving it.

Wife : All I’m saying is she must learn to respect other peoples’ men in their presence..if I didn’t know any better I would think you sleeping with her.😒
Me : …. How did this escalate that far now?😐

Wife : Ohhhh?..did I strike a nerve?😏
Me : It’s just that I don’t see what you talking about babe..

Wife : Oh?..so you are defending her now?😳
Me : No, I don’t know what you talking about.

Wife : I know what I saw,unless you think I’m crazy..😒
Me :Look at this idiot skipping the robot.😳

Wife : Oohhhhh hahaha!! You gonna change the subject now?

Wife:.at least he skipped a robot,he is not getting inappropriate hugs from sluts..😒

Me : How does an irresponsible driver compare to me giving a friend a hug?..really now..
Wife : Hehehehe. Do you want her?..am I standing in your way?..let me out the car, go to her..I’m not stopping you..😔😒

Me : Baby have I ever given you reason not to trust me?..ever..😏

Wife: 🙄…(folding hands)
Me : Answer me..

Wife:Just drive the car. 🙄
Me :Mmmmm..
Silence for 5min.

Wife : (Talking to herself)…
hmmm..childhood friend .
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Women why? 😄😄

You must have at least one Gown in life.
Graduation Gown,
if you don’t have wedding gown,
if you don’t have Morning Gown.

I Have a Feeling That My Future Wife Needs Airtime

Which Network My Love 😍?

I Just Want A Girl Who’s Gonna Call Me Daddy
In front Of her dad
Is that too much to ask?

Have you ever looked so “stunning”
that you felt like you disrespected your outfit by getting on a Taxi