My Brother, if she insists she will eat pizza or chocolate today, tell her to go read Numbers 9:11. The scripture is specific on the food to be taken on 14 February.

Num 9:11 In the second month on the fourteenth day in the evening they shall keep it; they shall eat it with unleavened bread and bitter herbs.
You get it? For today the laws of Moses will work

When you’re ugly they call u a stalker
but when you’re cute
they call you a secret admirer…

[This is how u scare people in a plane]
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“This is Captain Ronnie speaking
Reporting on behalf of the crew
I would like to welcome you aboard Swazi Airways Flight 602 from Sikhuphe to Johannesburg
We are currently flying at 35 000 feet midway the borders of the two countries, if you look out on the windows on the starboard side you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire
If you look out of the window on the left you will notice that the wing has fallen off
News coming from the pilot says some of the buttons of the airplane on the front panel are not working so the plane won’t land safely
Please note that
This is a recorded message so it is not real
Have a good flight!”

Your slippers and G-Strings at my place won’t shake me
Leave your Qualifications,
Payslips and car keys
Give me a challenge Boo…