A moment of patience in a moment of
anger saves a thousand moments of regret.
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{Advice to bro’s}
Build your woman too don’t just ask to see her for sex, teach her self defence, how to drive, how to read ,help her apply for jobs, or help her to a business idea, and also give her support mentally.
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THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
A guy met one of his school mates several years after school
and he could not believe his eyes; his friend was driving one
of the latest sleek Mercedes Benz cars. He went home
feeling awful and very disappointed in himself. He thought he
was a failure.
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What he didn’t know was that his friend was a driver and had
been sent on an errand with his boss’s car!
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Rosemary nagged her husband always for not being
romantic. She accused him of not getting down to open the
car door for her as her friend Jane’s husband did when he
dropped her off at work.
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What Rosemary didn’t know was that Jane’s husband’s car
had a faulty door that could only be opened from the outside!
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Sampson’s wife went to visit one of her long time friends and
was very troubled for seeing the 3 lovely children of her
friend playing around. Her problem was that she had only one
child and have been struggling to conceive for the past five
years.
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What she didn’t know was that one of those children who
was the biological child of her friend had sickle cell and had
just a year to live; the other two are adopted!
🌽Life does not have a universal measuring tool; so create
yours and use it.
🌽Looking at people and comparing yourself with them will
not make you better but bitter.
🌽If you knew the sort of load the camel carries, you
wouldn’t ask why it takes those gentle strides.
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So be thankful to God for what you have and enjoy it. You
never know, someone may earnestly be praying for what you
don’t appreciate but take for granted.
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GOD BLESS US WITH MUCH MORE AS WE APPRECIATE
WHAT WE ALREADY HAVE
I love you all family.
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As I Open My Eyes Each Day,
All I Want To See Is You.
Good Morning! My Dear,
I Sent You Hugs And Kisses In
My Thoughts. Hope You Feel It
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Don’t Judge A Lady When You See Her In Different Cars..
Who knows she might be a Mechanic!!🔧
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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
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Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
SSP
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If you send her R29 Vodacom airtime and she sends you a please call,
my brother marry that chick she knows how to budget !!!
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There are 2 thoughts in a girl’s mind
when they want to visit a guy for the first time.
“I will not have sex with him” &
“let me shave, just in case”
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What are the things that gives you joy in school?
Mine : stream & Her Royal Highness
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A friend is someone who can see the truth and
pain in you even when fool everyone.
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feed a dog just for 3 days it will remember you for 3 years
but feed a man for 3 years he will forget you within 3 days.
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A Man Had Just Boarded And Settled Into His Seat Next To The Window On The Plane,
When Another Man Sat Down In The Aisle Seat And Put His Black Labrador In The Middle Seat Next To The Man.
The First Man Looked Very Quizzically At The Dog And Asked Why The Dog Was Allowed On The Plane.
The Second Man Explained That He Was From The Police Drugs Enforcement Agency And That The Dog Was A ‘Sniffing Dog’.
His Name Is Sniffer And He’s The Best There Is. I’ll Show You Once We Get Airborne, When I Put Him To Work.
The Plane Took Off, And Once It Has Leveled Out, The Policeman Said: “Watch This”
He Told Sniffer To ‘Search’
Sniffer Jumped Down, Walked Along The Aisle, And Finally Sat Very Purposefully Next To A Woman For Several Seconds.
Sniffer Then Returned To His Seat And Put One Paw On The Policeman’s Arm.
The Policeman Said: “Good Boy”
And He Turned To The Man And Said: “That Woman Is In Possession Of Marijuana, I’m Making A Note Of Her Seat Number And The Authorities Will Apprehend Her When We Land”
The First Man Replied: “Gee, That’s Pretty Good”
Once Again, The Policeman Sent Sniffer To Search The Aisles.
The Lab Sniffed About, Sat Down Beside A Man For A Few Seconds, Returned To Its Seat, And This Time He Placed Two Paws On The Agent’s Arm.
The Policeman Said: “Two Paws Mean That Man Is Carrying Cocaine, So Again, I’m Making A Note Of His Seat Number For The Police”
His Seat Mate Said: “I Like It!”
The Policeman Then Told Sniffer To ‘Search’ Again.
Sniffer Walked Up And Down The Aisles For A Little While, Sat Down For A Moment, And Then Came Racing Back To The Agent, Jumped Into The Middle Seat And Proceeded To Shit All Over The Place.
The First Man Was Really Disgusted By This Behaviour And Couldn’t Figure Out How Or Why A Well-Trained Dog Would Behave Like That So He Asked The Policeman: “What’s Going On?”
The Policeman Nervously Replied: “He’s Just Found A Bomb”
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Why worry when you can pray.
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In a clinic you will que until
you forget what your sickness is
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Ladies how do you respond to a text which says:
“Leave my Man alone”??
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my mission in life is not only to survive,
But to do this with some compassion,
Some passion
Some humor
And some STYLE
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