Sometimes I reduce my Sis’s phone brightness to Zero,
and tell her she needs $10 to buy a new screen bulb…

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WHY MEN ARE SO HONEST*
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river’.
When he cried out, the Angel appeared & asked, *”Why are you crying?”*
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water & he needed it to make a living.
The Angel went down into the water & reappeared with a *Golden Axe*. “Is this your axe?” the Angel asked. The woodcutter replied: *”No.”*
The Angel again went down & came up with a *Silver Axe.* “Is this your axe?” the Angel asked. Again, the woodcutter replied: *”No.”*
The Angel went down again & came up with an *Iron Axe*. “Is this your axe?” the Angel asked. The woodcutter replied: *”Yes.”*
The Angel was pleased with the man’s honesty & gave him all 3 Axes to keep, & the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, & his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Angel again appeared & asked him: “Why are you crying?”
*”Oh, my wife has fallen into the water!”*
The Angel went down into the water & came up with *Pamela Anderson*
“Is this your wife?” the Angel asked. *”Yes,”* cried the woodcutter.
The Angel was furious. *”You lied!* That is an untruth!” The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said *’NO’* to *Pamela* , you would have come up with *Angelina Jolie *. Then if I said *’NO’* to her, you would have come up with *MY WIFE*. Had I then said *’YES,’ you would have given me all 3.*
I’m a poor man, & not able to take care of 3 wives, so *THAT’S why I said YES to Pamela .”*
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a *good & honorable reason & for the benefit of others.*
That’s our story, &
we’re sticking to it!
*MEN ARE TRULY HONORABLE!* HAVE A SWEET DAY

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I am inviting you my fellow friends and relatives to our
END OF YEAR PARTY
All drinks and food for free
Date :- 23th December, 2017
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Time: – 17hrs till late..
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Dress code smart casual.
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Venue: – 世界上有太多的人在挨饿。
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Make sure you don’t miss it! Thank you in advance

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During childbirth…the pain is so intense that a woman
almost feels,
the same pain
men feel when they are told, “I love you as a friend”.

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Not only do I sing in the shower,
but I also dance. Jealous?

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Santa At Railway Station To Other People: “Did Anyone Lose Money Wrapped In A Rubber Band?”

One Said: “Yes I Did”

Santa: “Well, It’s Your Lucky Day, I Found The Rubberband“

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The Woman Who Invented The Phrase

“All Men Are The Same”

Was A Chinese Woman Who Lost Her Husband

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During last 5 minutes of examination
every student gets a super natural power.

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As the year comes to an end,
I urge you to take care of yourself
and avoid accidents because
spare parts for old models like you
are no longer in stock.
forward to other old models you care about.

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*_What is a wedding?_*
*A wedding is a gathering of people
where two people are thinking of sex and
the rest of the people are thinking of food*

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When buying Christmas presents for
Papa/ Prophet/ Spiritual Fathers &
Mothers , don’t forget to buy for your
biological parents… Yes, they may not
speak in tongues but they deserve
your honour and respect..

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A dog chase A cock And it croAse And
the dog croAse kokoko thAt mAke it
the first dog to croAse

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During my Teenage years,
Girls of my age would tell me that
I am young and that they will shake me..
Where you all at?

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Never look back unless there’s an
attractive stranger behind you!

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A black goat went to pick an egg from a black pot
and the black pot stuck to its head
crowning him the black prince of thiefs

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